Mrs. Potato Head

[00:10.88] If you weren't born with it

[00:13.30] You can buy a couple ornaments

[00:15.97] Just be sure to read the warning, kids

[00:18.64] 'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it

[00:22.63] Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual

[00:26.63] You can always call up a professional

[00:29.29] They stick pins in you like a vegetable

[00:33.81] Kids forever, kids forever

[00:36.74] Baby soft skin turns into leather

[00:39.41] Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

[00:42.33] No one will love you if you're unattractive

[00:45.54] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[00:48.48] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[00:51.13] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[00:54.09] Will a pretty face make it better?

[00:57.00] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

[00:59.67] How did you afford her surgery?

[01:02.60] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[01:04.99] Even if her face don't stay together

[01:11.11] Even if her face don't stay together

[01:17.77] If you want a little more confidence

[01:20.23] Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense

[01:23.42] All you need's a couple more condiments

[01:25.83] And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments

[01:30.10] It's such a waste

[01:31.18] When little girls grow into their mother's face

[01:34.64] But little girls are learning how to cut and paste

[01:37.57] And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

[01:41.56] Kids forever kids forever

[01:44.49] Baby soft skin turns into leather

[01:47.15] Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

[01:50.08] No one will love you if you're unattractive

[01:53.27] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[01:56.19] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[01:59.12] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[02:01.77] Will a pretty face make it better?

[02:04.73] Oh Mr. potato head tell me

[02:07.38] How did you afford her surgery?

[02:10.33] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[02:12.72] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:15.39] Stay forever, stay forever

[02:18.33] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:21.24] Stay forever, stay forever

[02:23.89] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:38.79] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[02:41.44] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[02:44.11] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[02:47.33] Will a pretty face make it better?

[02:49.72] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

[02:52.67] How did you afford her surgery?

[02:55.58] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[02:57.97] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:00.65] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:03.60] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:06.26] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:09.18] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:12.10] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:14.78] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:17.45] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:20.36] Even if her face don't stay together