Dysentery Gary

[00:18.38] Got a lotta heartache, he's a fuckin' weasel

[00:22.90] His issues make my mind ache, wanna make a deal

[00:27.15] 'Cause I love your little motions you do with your pigtails

[00:31.93] What a nice creation, worth another night in jail

[00:43.62] He's a player, diarrhea giver

[00:46.01] Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer

[00:48.13] I would like to find him Friday night

[00:50.26] Hanging out with Mom and trying on his father's tights

[00:52.38] Life just sucks, I lost the one

[00:56.10] I'm giving up, she found someone

[01:00.62] There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

[01:14.96] So all you little ladies, be sure to choose the right guys

[01:19.74] You'll come back to me maybe, I'll shower you with lies

[01:24.26] Got a lotta heartache, he's a fucking weasel

[01:28.77] Decisions make my mind ache, wanna make a deal

[01:40.19] Ease away the problems and the pain

[01:42.32] The girl will chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream

[01:44.71] All along, you wish that she would stay

[01:46.57] Fuck the guy that took her and ran away, and

[01:48.69] He's a player, diarrhea giver

[01:50.82] Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer

[01:52.94] I would like to find him Friday night

[01:55.07] Hanging out with Mom and trying on his father's tights

[01:57.19] Life just sucks, I lost the one

[02:00.91] I'm giving up, she found someone

[02:05.43] There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

[02:27.11] Fuck this place, I lost the war

[02:31.37] I hate you all, your mom's a whore

[02:35.61] Where's my dog? 'Cause girls are such a drag