Stayed gone
[00:00.16] (VOX) That fucker is back!
[00:00.91] (VALENTINO) Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
[00:03.41] (VOX) It's been seven years!
[00:05.16] (VALENTINO) You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
[00:07.91] (VOX) Uh, fuck you
[00:09.67] (VALENTINO) Just saying~
[00:10.41] (VOX) Things have changed a lot since he left town
[00:12.66] (VALENTINO) That's for sure
[00:13.91] (VOX) I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
[00:19.41] Welcome home
[00:21.91] I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
[00:26.41] Say hello to a new status quo
[00:31.66] Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
[00:35.41] Turn the TV on!
[00:38.67] (DIRECTOR) Camera speeds
[00:40.17] Rolling in three, two
[00:42.67] (VOX) Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
[00:46.92] Who has been spotted cavorting around town
[00:48.67] After a seven-year absence
[00:49.42] Did anybody miss him?
[00:50.66] Did anybody notice?
[00:51.41] More on tonight's program
[00:52.76] So, the Radio Demon is back in town
[00:54.41] Why is he hanging around?
[00:55.41] What does that mean for your family?
[00:56.91] Well handily, I've got good news
[00:58.41] He's a loser, a fossil
[00:59.41] And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!
[01:02.16] You can take that as gospel
[01:03.16] Pulling my viewers? Impossible
[01:04.41] I'm visual, he's barely audible
[01:05.92] Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say
[01:08.66] I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away
[01:11.66] While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
[01:16.42] Now his medium is getting bloody rare
[01:20.66] Hell's been better since he split
[01:23.67] Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!
[01:26.16] (ALASTOR) Salutations!
[01:27.66] Good to be back on the air
[01:30.16] Yes, I know it's been a while
[01:31.91] Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
[01:34.66] Sinners, rejoice!
[01:35.67] (VOX) What a dated voice!
[01:36.66] (ALASTOR) Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
[01:39.67] (VOX) Come on!
[01:40.16] (ALASTOR) Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
[01:41.92] Fitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
[01:43.92] (VOX) Ignore his chirping!
[01:44.66] (ALASTOR) Every day, he's got a new format!
[01:46.42] (VOX) You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
[01:49.66] (ALASTOR) Is Vox as strong as he purports?
[01:52.17] Or is it based on his support?
[01:54.67] He'd be powerless without the other Vee's
[01:57.91] (VOX) Oh, please!
[01:59.16] (ALASTOR) And here's the sugar on the cream
[02:01.41] He asked me to join his team!
[02:03.41] (VOX) H-hold on!
[02:04.16] (ALASTOR) I said no, and now he's pissy
[02:06.41] That's the tea!
[02:07.41] (VOX) You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering
[02:10.67] (ALASTOR) Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
[02:12.66] (VOX) I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle—
[02:16.41] (ALASTOR) I'm afraid you've lost your signal
[02:24.91] Let's begin
[02:28.91] I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in
[02:38.15] When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run
[02:45.92] Oh, this will be fun
[02:54.67] (VOX) Fuck!
