03 - Stayed Gone
[00:00.00] ...
[00:00.14] That fucker is back!
[00:01.64] Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
[00:04.57] It's been seven years!
[00:06.15] You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
[00:08.82] Uh, fuck you
[00:10.32] Just saying
[00:11.29] Things have changed a lot since he left town
[00:13.68] That's for sure
[00:14.99] I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
[00:20.14] Welcome home
[00:22.79] I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
[00:27.31] Say hello to a new status quo
[00:32.39] Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
[00:36.11] Turn the TV on!
[00:40.00] (Camera speeds)
[00:40.71] (Rolling in three, two)
[00:43.95] (Welcome to the show)
[00:45.90] Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
[00:47.67] Who has been spotted cavorting around town
[00:49.43] After a seven-year absence
[00:50.22] Did anybody miss him?
[00:51.02] Did anybody notice?
[00:52.10] More on tonight's program
[00:53.33] So, the Radio Demon is back in town
[00:54.92] Why is he hanging around?
[00:56.25] What does that mean for your family?
[00:57.86] Well handily, I've got good news
[00:59.19] He's a loser, a fossil
[01:00.42] And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!
[01:02.97] You can take that as gospel
[01:04.03] Pulling my viewers? Impossible
[01:05.38] I'm visual, he's barely audible
[01:06.58] Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say
[01:09.50] I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away
[01:12.96] While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
[01:17.74] Now his medium is getting bloody rare
[01:22.52] Hell's been better since he split
[01:24.64] Where's he been? Who gives a shit?
[01:27.30] Salutations!
[01:28.53] Good to be back on the air
[01:31.45] Yes, I know it's been a while
[01:32.70] Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
[01:35.61] Sinners, rejoice!
[01:36.40] What a dated voice!
[01:37.63] Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
[01:40.54] Come on!
[01:40.99] Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
[01:42.58] Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
[01:44.69] Ignore his chirping!
[01:45.76] Every day, he's got a new format!
[01:47.00] You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
[01:50.63] Is Vox as strong as he purports?
[01:53.01] Or is it based on his support?
[01:55.39] He'd be powerless without the other Vees
[01:58.59] Oh, please!
[01:59.91] And here's the sugar on the cream
[02:02.30] He asked me to join his team!
[02:04.34] H-hold on!
[02:04.77] I said no, and now he's pissy
[02:07.00] That's the tea!
[02:08.23] You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering
[02:11.15] Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
[02:13.47] I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle—
[02:17.38] I'm afraid you've lost your signal
[02:26.43] Let's begin
[02:30.14] I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in
[02:39.19] When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run
[02:47.18] Oh, this will be fun
[02:55.51] Fuck!
