02 - Hell Is Forever

[00:03.56] Okay, I've got a lot to get through, and not a lot of time

[00:05.41] And I feel like you weren't really hearing me before

[00:07.00] So here it goes

[00:07.81] I know Hell's population is out of control

[00:10.45] It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll

[00:13.12] If we rehab these sinners

[00:14.72] And cleanse all their souls at my Hazbin Hotel

[00:17.92] Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!

[00:18.72] Right!

[00:19.52] Extermination!

[00:20.33] I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year

[00:22.46] And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here

[00:24.85] If they join you in Heaven, that trip disappears!

[00:26.97] You can wave that chore farewell

[00:28.83] It'll be a happy day in He–

[00:31.25] Let me stop you right there (oh)

[00:32.29] Save us all precious time (okay)

[00:34.16] If what you're suggesting is letting them climb

[00:37.63] Up the ladder, oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? (Well, um)

[00:41.09] Sorry, sweetie but there's no defyin' their fates

[00:44.29] 'Cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not

[00:47.75] Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot

[00:51.21] 'Cause the rules are black and white

[00:53.07] There's no use in tryin' to fight it

[00:54.93] They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again (okay, but-)

[00:58.66] Just try to chillax babe, you're wasting your breath (hehe)

[01:01.84] Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?

[01:05.04] Are they winners?

[01:06.10] Are they Sinners?

[01:06.90] 'Cause it's cut and dry (well, actually, if you take a look-)

[01:09.29] Fair is fair, an eye for an eye

[01:12.13] Yeah, when all's said and done (said and done)

[01:16.20] There's the question of fun

[01:19.39] And for those of us with divine ordainment

[01:23.37] Extermination is entertainment!

[01:26.58] Bow-now-now-now-now, guitar solo, fuck yeah!

[01:29.53] Oh, da-ah-ah now-n-now, now-now-now-now

[01:33.24] Hell is forever, whether you like it or not

[01:36.42] Had their chance to behave better (where did all of you people come from?)

[01:38.47] Now they boil in a pot

[01:39.81] 'Cause the rules are black and white

[01:41.68] There's no use in tryin' to fight it

[01:43.53] They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again

[01:46.73] Fuckin' Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot

[01:50.19] So give up your dumb endeavor, 'cause you don't have a shot

[01:53.94] Long as I've got your attention, I guess I should probably mention

[01:57.41] That we've made the determination

[02:00.86] To move up the next extermination (what?)

[02:04.32] Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts

[02:07.78] I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!

[02:12.04] Um, wait, didn't you–

[02:14.15] Dah-oh-guh-dah

[02:15.76] Aw, shit!