09 - Hell's Greatest Dad

[00:01.07] Haha!

[00:02.31] Looks like you could use some help

[00:03.91] From the big boss of Hell himself

[00:06.02] Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp

[00:07.89] (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)

[00:10.03] Oh, with the punch of a pentagram

[00:11.87] I wap-bam-boom, alakazam

[00:14.01] Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb

[00:15.86] But you get the family rate

[00:17.45] Thanks, dad!

[00:18.26] Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh)

[00:22.24] Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte

[00:26.22] I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref

[00:29.93] Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!

[00:33.92] Who's been here since day one?

[00:36.05] Who's been faithful as a nun?

[00:37.92] Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun

[00:39.79] Your executive producer

[00:41.55] That's true!

[00:42.09] I'm your guy, your day-to-day

[00:43.84] Your chum, your steadfast hotelier

[00:45.98] Remember when I fixed that clog today?

[00:47.84] I was stuck, thank you, sir!

[00:49.35] Oh, you!

[00:50.14] I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond

[00:54.40] You're like the child that I wish that I had

[00:57.32] Uh, what?

[00:58.38] I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned

[01:01.31] Hold on now!

[01:02.10] It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad

[01:06.01] (Just Lucifer and Alastor being petty)

[01:17.10] They say, when you're looking for assistance

[01:21.08] It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

[01:25.07] Others say, that in your needy hour

[01:28.45] There's no substitute for pure angelic power!

[01:33.25] Who just happens to also be your blood!

[01:36.87] Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud

[01:39.52] They say the family you choose is better

[01:41.55] What a bunch of losers

[01:42.62] Can you butt out of my song?

[01:43.96] Your song? I started this!

[01:45.02] I'm singing it, I'll finish it!

[01:46.54] Oh, you tacky piece of—

[01:47.50] It's me, yes, it's me

[01:50.18] I know you were all waiting for me

[01:53.09] I'm here, what a gas

[01:56.00] Took a while, but I'm present at last

[01:58.93] It's me, it's me

[02:01.86] Mimzy!

[02:08.51] Who?