The party song
[00:00.02] Here you go, motherfuckers!
[00:01.38] Do you wanna come to a party?
[00:02.98] My friends picked me up in a truck at 11:30
[00:05.68] This thing's at a frat house, but people are cool there
[00:07.76] Reluctant, I followed, but I never dreamed there
[00:09.65] Would be someone there who would catch my attention
[00:11.74] I wasn't out searching for love or affection
[00:13.87] So I payed my three in and the girls got in free
[00:16.01] Shined the beer for tequila and we headed into the party
[00:20.27] And then, in the backyard, some terrible ska band
[00:22.12] Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
[00:24.55] This place is so lame, all these girls look the same
[00:26.64] All these guys have no game, I wished I would've stayed
[00:28.83] In my bed back at home, watching TV alone
[00:30.62] Where I'd put on some porn, or have sex on the phone
[00:32.99] Far from people I hate down from Anywhere State
[00:35.09] Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party
[00:39.94] And then I saw her standing there
[00:42.06] With green eyes and long blonde hair
[00:43.65] She wasn't wearing underwear
[00:45.78] At least I prayed that
[00:47.37] She might be the one
[00:48.97] Maybe we'd have some fun
[00:51.09] Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
[00:53.22] But that night, I learned some girls try too hard
[00:58.26] Some girls try too hard
[01:02.25] And some girls try too hard to impress
[01:04.64] With the way that they dress
[01:06.50] With those things on their chests
[01:08.62] And the things they suggest to me
[01:11.01] I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
[01:12.85] The names she was dropping, the games she was playing
[01:15.24] She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys
[01:17.13] How she's down with the wise well-constructed disguise
[01:19.25] Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
[01:21.67] Her volume of makeup, her fake tits were tasteless
[01:23.79] So I said I'd call her, but never would bother
[01:25.65] Until I got turned down by another girl at a party
[01:30.45] So when you see her standing there
[01:32.57] With green eyes and long blonde hair
[01:34.43] She won't be wearing underwear
[01:36.29] And you'll discover
[01:37.88] This girl's not the one
[01:39.48] And she'll never be fun
[01:41.60] You should just turn and run
[01:43.45] Because you'll find out that some girls try too hard
[01:49.01] Some girls try too hard
[01:52.73] And some girls try too hard to impress
[01:55.12] With the way that they dress
[01:57.25] With those things on their chests
[01:59.10] And the things they suggest to me
[02:04.42] Some girls try too hard
[02:08.67] Some girls try too hard
