still alive - johnathan coultan (05 07 23)

[00:00.53] This was a triumph.

[00:04.04] I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

[00:09.29] It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[00:16.29] Aperture Science

[00:20.29] We do what we must

[00:21.54] because we can.

[00:25.04] For the good of all of us.

[00:28.79] Except the ones who are dead.

[00:31.03] But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

[00:34.54] You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

[00:38.53] And the Science gets done.

[00:40.78] And you make a neat gun.

[00:42.79] For the people who are still alive.

[00:52.03] I'm not even angry.

[00:55.78] I'm being so sincere right now.

[01:00.04] Even though you broke my heart.

[01:05.04] And killed me.

[01:08.53] And tore me to pieces.

[01:12.04] And threw every piece into a fire.

[01:16.29] As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

[01:23.04] Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

[01:26.78] And we're out of beta.

[01:28.54] We're releasing on time.

[01:30.79] So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

[01:32.54] Think of all the things we learned

[01:34.78] for the people who are still alive.

[01:44.29] Go ahead and leave me.

[01:48.04] I think I prefer to stay inside.

[01:52.29] Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

[02:00.53] Maybe Black Mesa

[02:04.04] THAT WAS A JOKE.

[02:05.54] HAHA. FAT CHANCE.

[02:08.04] Anyway, this cake is great.

[02:12.54] It's so delicious and moist.

[02:15.03] Look at me still talking

[02:16.79] when there's Science to do.

[02:19.04] When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

[02:22.79] I've experiments to run.

[02:24.53] There is research to be done.

[02:26.78] On the people who are still alive.

[02:31.29] And believe me I am still alive.

[02:34.54] I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

[02:38.29] I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

[02:42.28] While you're dying I'll be still alive.

[02:46.53] And when you're dead I will be still alive.

[02:50.29] STILL ALIVE