Hell's greatest dad

[00:04.47] Looks like you could use some help

[00:06.72] From the big boss of Hell himself

[00:08.73] Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp

[00:10.71] (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)

[00:12.69] Oh, with the punch of a pentagram

[00:14.70] I wap-bam-boom, alakazam

[00:16.71] Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb

[00:18.70] But you get the family rate (thanks dad!)

[00:20.97] Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow)

[00:24.96] Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte

[00:28.46] I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref

[00:32.46] Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!

[00:36.69] Who's been here since day one?

[00:38.72] Who's been faithful as a nun?

[00:40.70] Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?

[00:42.46] You're a executive producer (that's true!)

[00:44.97] I'm your guy, your day-to-day

[00:46.45] Your chum, your steadfast hotelier

[00:48.71] Remember when I fixed that clog today?

[00:50.47] I was stuck, thank you sir! (Oh you!)

[00:52.95] I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (aw)

[00:56.71] You're like the child that I wish that I had (uh, what?)

[01:00.95] I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (hold on now!)

[01:04.70] It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad

[01:18.71] They say, when you're looking for assistance

[01:23.70] It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

[01:27.46] Others say, that in your needy hour

[01:30.95] There's no substitute for pure angelic power!

[01:35.96] Who just happens to also be your blood!

[01:38.22] Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud

[01:41.95] They say the family you choose is better (what a bunch of losers)

[01:45.45] Can you butt out of my song? (Your song? I started this!)

[01:47.71] I'm singing it, I'll finish it! (Oh, you tacky piece of–)

[01:50.21] It's me, yes it's me

[01:52.70] I know you were all waiting for me

[01:55.73] I'm here, what a gas

[01:58.46] Took a while, but I'm present at last

[02:01.44] It's me, it's me

[02:04.21] Mimzy!

[02:09.72] Who?