Morality Lesson
[00:00.43] Society’s collapsing; hanging by a thread
[00:04.14] The kids are running wild and chivalry is dead
[00:07.25] Let’s be better than before
[00:09.11] I’ll give the tools you need to become one of the Moral Elite
[00:15.70] (High, high, high morals!)
[00:28.45] If you see a potted plant that’s drying in the sun,
[00:32.17] Then giving it some water is Morals 101
[00:35.62] And if rushing to its aid makes something fragile break
[00:39.62] It’s moral to admit your mistake
[00:42.81] Feed the birds until they can’t fly
[00:44.67] While keeping your neighbor dry
[00:46.52] And giving an autographed photo to ravenous fans
[00:49.72] Pick up somebody else’s litter
[00:51.85] Clean a dumpster until it glitters
[00:53.70] You have to treat things morally every time you can
[00:57.41] It feels so good when your morals are praised
[01:00.60] So listen to the voice you’re hearing deep inside
[01:04.59] When times are tough and you’ve lost your way
[01:07.77] Just remember that virtue is always repaid
[01:11.23] If you keep all your morals high
[01:15.22] (High, high, high morals!)
[01:29.03] What’s this money doing here, in a fountain running dry?
[01:32.74] I guess I’ll give it all to a waiter standing by
[01:36.20] Wow he’s looking kinda bored, let’s “liven up” his day
[01:39.91] In a “morally acceptable” way
[01:43.37] Open somebody else’s letters
[01:44.97] Help a friend keep time better
[01:46.82] Throw a party and bring along every person you know
[01:50.54] See a bomb? Time to be a hero
[01:52.13] Just for fun divide by zero
[01:54.27] Morality is possible everywhere you go
[01:59.05] But sometimes you’ll struggle
[02:05.42] People will hate you for spreading the truth
[02:12.58] But they’re all morons, don’t listen to them
[02:18.10] Only you can decide what is right
[02:26.34] It feels so good when your morals are praised
[02:29.79] So listen to the voice you’re hearing deep inside
[02:33.51] When times are tough and you’ve lost your way
[02:36.70] Be sure to consider only your personal happiness when making decisions
[02:40.42] It feels so good when you’re morally gray
[02:43.87] So listen to the voice you’re hearing deep inside
[02:47.85] When times are tough and you’ve lost your way
[02:51.03] Remember the wisdom I’ve taught you today
[02:54.49] Be sure to keep your morals high
[02:57.68] (High, high, high morals!)
