Role Model

[00:00.43] Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself

[00:03.63] You can try this at home

[00:05.75] You can be just like me

[00:16.22] Mic check, one-two, we recordin'?

[00:19.76] I'm cancerous, so when I diss, you wouldn't wanna answer this

[00:22.62] If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus

[00:25.55] I'll strangle you to death, then I'll choke you again

[00:27.93] And break your fuckin' legs 'til your bones poke through your skin

[00:30.85] You beef with me, I'ma even the score equally

[00:33.24] Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally

[00:35.90] I get too blunted off of funny home grown

[00:38.04] 'Cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono

[00:40.87] (Oh no) So if I said I never did drugs

[00:43.16] That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does

[00:46.08] Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert

[00:49.02] I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch)

[00:51.70] My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge

[00:53.80] Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out (C'mere) his blond dreads (Fuck you)

[00:56.89] Every girl I ever went out with has gone les'

[00:59.29] Follow me and do exactly what the song says

[01:01.70] Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people

[01:04.61] And drink, jump behind the wheel like it was still legal

[01:07.27] I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal

[01:09.41] So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill

[01:12.33] Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill

[01:14.73] 'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill

[01:17.28] But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist

[01:19.85] How the fuck can I be white? I don't even exist

[01:22.52] I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave

[01:24.90] Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave

[01:28.00] My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?

[01:30.30] And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

[01:33.50] Now, follow me and do exactly what you see

[01:35.61] Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

[01:38.29] I slap women and eat shrooms, then OD

[01:40.84] Now, don't you want to grow up to be just like me?

[01:43.50] Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole

[01:46.15] When we heard a knock at the door, must've been Ron Gold

[01:48.81] Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold

[01:51.20] Killed them both, then smeared blood on the white Bronco

[01:53.86] (We did it) My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk

[01:56.42] I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt

[01:59.35] I'm not a player, just a ill rhyme sayer

[02:01.46] That'll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer

[02:04.58] My rap style's warped, I'm runnin' out the morgue

[02:06.96] With your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch

[02:09.80] Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on

[02:12.36] And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn

[02:15.19] I'm 'bout as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits

[02:18.01] A premature birth that was four minutes late

[02:20.67] Mother, are you there? I love you

[02:22.52] I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel (That shovel)

[02:25.55] Will someone please explain to my brain

[02:27.08] That I just severed the main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?

[02:30.54] I take a breather and sigh, either I'm high or I'm nuts

[02:33.46] 'Cause if you ain't tiltin' this room, neither am I

[02:36.12] So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass

[02:38.78] Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her

[02:41.34] 'Cause when I drop this solo shit, it's over with

[02:43.64] I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

[02:45.94] I came to the club drunk with a fake ID

[02:48.59] Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

[02:51.25] I've been with ten women who got HIV

[02:53.92] Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

[02:56.57] I got genital warts and it burns when I pee

[02:59.23] Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

[03:01.88] I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree

[03:04.44] You probably wanna grow up to be just like me