RX side effects
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[00:03.09] Side effects include:
[00:04.43] Sneezing, wheezing, labored breathing
[00:05.50] Trouble speaking, sleeping, eating
[00:06.56] Hemorrhages, internal bleeding
[00:07.61] Feeling short of breath
[00:08.94] Nausea, dry mouth, cough, and fever
[00:10.00] Blockages of the ureter
[00:11.07] Choking, bloating, tremors, seizures
[00:12.12] Coma, stroke,death
[00:13.19] Mood swings, muscle aches
[00:14.25] Weight gain, fugue states
[00:15.58] Osteoporosis
[00:16.64] Sudden psychosis
[00:17.71] Supercalifragilisticexpialidosis
[00:20.10] Masochism, vampirism
[00:21.15] Sudden necromanticism
[00:22.22] Phantom limbs, fanaticism
[00:23.55] Chronic deja vu
[00:24.61] Transient telepathy
[00:25.67] Changes in your destiny
[00:26.74] Ancient forms of leprosy
[00:28.06] Chronic deja vu
[00:28.87] Loss of: hair, weight, smell, taste, balance, vision, hearing,
[00:31.25] strength, loss of memory, will to live, sense of self, fucks to
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[00:34.18] Do not takemedication if you are pregnant,
[00:36.04] breastfeeding, or a human person
[00:38.39] Ask your doctor if it's right for you
