Les Miserables - 10 - Master Of The House
[00:01.47] (Thenardier greets a new customer)
[00:04.41] (THENARDIER)
[00:06.28] Welcome, M'sieur. sit yourself down
[00:09.72] And meet the best innkeeper in town
[00:15.03] As for the rest, all of 'em crooks
[00:18.23] Rooking their guests and cooking the books.
[00:23.56] Seldom do you see
[00:27.29] Honest men like me
[00:30.20] A gent of good intent
[00:32.85] Who's content to be
[00:37.37] Master of the house
[00:39.24] Doling out the charm
[00:40.83] Ready with a handshake and an open palm
[00:44.29] Tells a saucy tale
[00:45.87] Makes a little stir
[00:47.73] Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
[00:50.94] Glad to do a friend a favor
[00:54.39] Doesn't cost me to be nice
[00:57.57] But nothing gets you nothing
[00:59.17] Everything has got a little price!
[01:04.49] Master of the house
[01:06.08] Keeper of the zoo
[01:07.67] Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
[01:11.13] Watering the wine
[01:12.72] Making up the weight
[01:14.32] Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
[01:17.78] Everybody loves a landlord
[01:20.96] Everybody's bosom friend
[01:24.14] I do whatever pleases
[01:25.73] Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
[01:29.18] Master of the house
[01:30.78] Quick to catch yer eye
[01:32.37] Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[01:35.57] Servant to the poor
[01:37.15] Butler to the great
[01:38.76] Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate
[01:41.95] Everybody's boon companion
[01:45.14] Everybody's chaperone
[01:48.34] But lock up your valises
[01:49.93] Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
[01:56.84] Enter M'sieur
[01:58.17] Lay down your load
[02:00.03] Unlace your boots and rest from the road
[02:04.01] (Taking his bag)
[02:05.07] This weighs a ton
[02:06.66] Travel's a curse
[02:08.53] But here we strive to lighten your purse
[02:13.59] Here the goose is cooked
[02:17.33] Here the fat is fried
[02:19.98] And nothing's overlooked till I'm satisfied.
[02:26.89] Food beyond compare
[02:28.75] Food beyond belief
[02:30.61] Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
[02:34.05] Kidney of a horse
[02:35.66] Liver of a cat
[02:37.25] Filling up the sausages with this and that
[02:40.44] Residents are more than welcome
[02:43.89] Bridal suite is occupied
[02:47.08] Reasonable charges plus some little extras on the side!
[02:53.73] Charge 'em for the lice
[02:55.33] Extra for the mice
[02:56.91] Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
[03:00.37] Here a little slice
[03:01.70] There a little cut
[03:03.58] Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
[03:06.50] When it comes to fixing prices
[03:09.95] There are a lot of tricks he knows
[03:13.15] How it all increases
[03:14.73] All those bits and pieces
[03:16.32] Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
[03:19.52] Master of the house
[03:21.11] Quick to catch yer eye
[03:22.70] Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[03:25.89] Servant to the poor
[03:27.49] Butler to the great
[03:29.08] Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
[03:32.26] Everybody's boon companion
[03:35.18] Gives 'em everything he's got
[03:38.37] Dirty bunch of geezers
[03:39.97] Jesus! What a sorry little lot!
[03:43.16] (MME. THENARDIER)
[03:47.14] I used to dream that I would meet a prince
[03:50.32] But God Almighty,
[03:51.93] Have you seen what's happened since?
[03:56.43] Master of the house
[03:58.02] Isn't worth me spit
[03:59.88] Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong shit!
[04:03.07] Cunning little brain
[04:04.67] Regular Voltaire
[04:06.27] Thinks he's quite a lover
[04:07.86] But there's not much there
[04:09.75] What a cruel trick of nature
[04:13.19] Landed me with such a louse
[04:16.39] God knows how I've lasted
[04:17.72] Living with this bastard in the house!
[04:21.19] Master of the house
[04:22.37] (MME. THENARDIER)
[04:22.91] Master and a half!
[04:24.50] Comforter, philosopher...
[04:25.83] (MME. THENARDIER)
[04:26.09] Ah, don't make me laugh!
[04:28.74] Servant to the poor. Butler to the great.
[04:30.60] (MME. THENARDIER)
[04:30.87] Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
[04:34.19] Everybody bless the landlord!
[04:37.11] Everybody bless his spouse!
[04:39.50] (THENARDIER)
[04:40.03] Everybody raise a glass
[04:42.41] (MME. THENARDIER)
[04:43.22] Raise it up the master's arse!
[04:46.40] Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!
