Happy Day in Hell
[00:11.10] I can do this, somehow I know it
[00:15.62] I'll get Heaven behind my plans
[00:19.07] Charlie, hold on
[00:20.67] There's just no way I could blow it
[00:23.58] Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
[00:26.78] It's just a meeting
[00:28.65] To change their minds and touch their hearts
[00:31.56] Or whatever angels have
[00:34.50] This could be bad
[00:36.10] Cheer up, Vaggie
[00:37.16] This could be swell
[00:38.77] Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell
[00:43.82] Okay, but just don't sing to them
[00:45.41] That bitch is halfway down the street
[00:47.02] Is she-?
[00:48.08] Oh, she's dancin'
[00:48.88] Ugh, no
[00:49.67] There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
[00:52.59] Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare
[00:55.80] It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere
[00:59.79] If you don't mind the smell
[01:02.99] It's a happy day in Hell
[01:06.15] Hi, mister!
[01:07.22] Go fuck yourself!
[01:08.29] There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul
[01:11.21] Hello!
[01:12.28] Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
[01:15.19] Ah, excuse me!
[01:15.71] Doing what is required, we all have our role
[01:18.90] I'm not doing well
[01:21.58] Another shitty day in Hell
[01:24.78] If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
[01:29.33] That any soul can change
[01:30.92] Those angels' minds are hard to change
[01:32.25] Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
[01:35.39] From the evil to the strange
[01:36.77] They're bloodthirsty and deranged!
[01:41.02] I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced
[01:45.53] And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
[01:49.00] But if I open the door and I give them a place
[01:52.98] At my Hazbin Hotel
[01:55.63] It'll be a happy day in Hell
[02:02.26] From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go
[02:05.72] To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows
[02:08.92] To the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown
[02:11.56] 'Cause holy shit, oh my gosh, why?!
[02:14.51] And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye!
[02:19.55] 'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide
[02:25.66] I can do this, I just know it (there's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul)
[02:29.65] I'll get Heaven behind my plans
[02:32.07] There's just no way I could blow it (I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole)
[02:35.79] Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance to change their minds
[02:40.83] And touch my parts
[02:42.94] Uh, no thank you, I'm just gonna
[02:45.08] Fulfill my destiny!
[02:48.18] Your loss, bitch
[02:49.86] I can already tell
[02:51.72] Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell
