Yuri vs. Toko Fukawa (ft. Chi-chi & K.C.)
[00:06.16] Rap Battle!
[00:10.16] Yuri!
[00:12.97] Versus!
[00:15.51] Toko Fukawa!
[00:18.58] Begin!
[00:19.10] Let me read you a poem
[00:19.90] I wanted to write
[00:20.70] About the troll
[00:21.56] and the
[00:21.76] love of her life
[00:22.37] Yet the one that she likes leaves
[00:23.40] Her dreams
[00:23.75] cut like a knife
[00:24.82] I call it
[00:25.07] 'Ghosted Under the Light'
[00:26.13] Now I'm sorry to
[00:27.19] mention the topic
[00:28.27] But I can't help but
[00:29.06] feel it's ironic
[00:30.49] You'd think you'd find peace with
[00:31.26] The skeletons in your closet
[00:32.63] After all those days locked in it?
[00:34.50] Your Jekyll-Hyde jokе is so mild
[00:35.82] Mixed up at birth
[00:36.89] But can't mix up your style
[00:37.94] I can't bear your creepy plots
[00:39.28] You gеt a cold and then turn
[00:40.34] Into a hormonal Sweeney Todd
[00:41.98] You fill your novels with your
[00:43.05] Smut on every page
[00:44.14] The only real tale'
[00:44.91] you know are from your braids
[00:45.96] Stop acting slick
[00:46.80] You're a closed-minded coward
[00:48.12] Think you got flow?
[00:48.94] Miss, You don't even shower
[00:50.10] S-S-S-Save me the tears
[00:51.30] A-A-All you do is whine
[00:53.70] No wonder your back hurts so much
[00:55.31] Someone must've took out your spine
[00:57.43] In your Teletubbie Club
[00:59.00] Your the most unbearably clingy
[01:01.15] No one wants to share a weekend
[01:03.27] In the bin with Kinky Winky! (ACHOO)
[01:05.66] Let's add genocide into the beat
[01:07.26] Crushing Monika's pawns like it's UDG
[01:09.37] What a basic bitch, I'm shocked you got beat
[01:11.08] Like what character is left in
[01:12.31] Your files to delete?
[01:13.22] When it comes to my racier tastes
[01:14.52] I'm not shy
[01:15.06] But they must call you Yuri 'cause
[01:16.43] You can't land a guy
[01:17.23] Lines so flat like the Doki
[01:18.07] Doki in your heart stopped in the courtroom
[01:20.07] You'll be another portrait to mark off
[01:21.35] I look at what I want and I always get it
[01:22.94] You stutter a single sentence and
[01:24.02] You instantly regret it
[01:25.08] I bet you were taking pointers
[01:26.16] On the verse I spew
[01:26.95] You're sinking low in shame
[01:27.74] Got the bookworm's eye view
[01:29.34] You'll be looking like your banners
[01:30.38] When your chopped through
[01:30.76] 'Cuz scissors beat the paper you
[01:31.34] Get your rocks off to!
[01:32.91] You know I'm shredding through
[01:33.94] Your fancy little letters
[01:34.74] Now get that pen outside of you
[01:35.81] And write me something better!
[01:39.26] Let me read you a poem
[01:40.06] I wanted to write
[01:40.86] About a ugly hag
[01:41.67] who's fucking despised
[01:42.49] By her parents,
[01:43.32] her class
[01:43.81] Everyone in her life
[01:44.61] If you killed yourself now,
[01:45.71] nobody would cry!
[01:46.77] Grew close to your man
[01:47.83] then in Case 2
[01:48.89] He went out his way
[01:49.70] to frame you
[01:50.49] Then only your picture remained in
[01:51.53] Your
[01:51.83] bad
[01:52.09] ending
[01:52.35] playthrough
[01:52.90] And he went out of his way
[01:54.27] to frame you!
[01:54.83] I made my man lose my mind
[01:55.86] With the love in his heart
[01:56.66] You made a boy lose a bet
[01:57.75] With how ugly your are
[01:58.54] Open your Third Eye
[01:59.34] four eyes
[01:59.88] Yapping 'bout code
[02:00.67] When your reality
[02:01.48] Sho, is a reality show
[02:02.59] And I bet your count of
[02:03.61] Kills mostly scarred you
[02:04.27] Go carve a tally with
[02:05.23] Your friendship with Komaru
[02:06.35] I'm gently closing the door on
[02:07.19] Your little love story
[02:08.22] Try not to get too hung up on your rejection
[02:09.82] Syo-ri!
[02:10.35] Take those piss poor flows and find
[02:10.81] More poems to pee on!
[02:12.61] You leave a bathroom worse off than Leon!
[02:14.21] You should show me the party
[02:14.87] Moves you got in store
[02:16.19] 'Cuz girl once the beat dropped
[02:17.07] You hit the club floor
[02:18.13] Monika Altered your ego, killing your game
[02:20.25] You were left as a minor annoyance
[02:22.12] Your depressive obsession was still
[02:23.82] Just in vain
[02:24.24] But it wasn't entirely pointless!
[02:26.89] Who won who's next?
[02:30.96] You decide!
[02:34.35] The next rap battle is on the way!
