Light Yagami vs Monika

[00:01.76] Animation vs. Anything

[00:06.73] Light Yagami!

[00:10.06] Vs

[00:11.71] Monika!

[00:13.56] Draw!

[00:14.34] Greetings, Monika, the name’s Yagami, much obliged

[00:17.18] I hear you want to crack the code of Kira, well, some have tried

[00:20.52] But you can’t save face ‘cuz I’ve already recognized you

[00:23.97] Watch me take names when I drop Shinigami Rhymes!

[00:27.16] My goal’s to cleanse crime, and I’ve seen how you end lives

[00:30.36] You made all of your friends die for a piece of your senpai!

[00:33.80] That’s not something I’ll let slide, so I’ll take out my pen, write your name and by your next rhyme, Doki Doki will flatline!

[00:40.44] You can go through the motions of poems, my pen has been brought out for the kill

[00:43.86] Don’t oppose me, just know that you won’t be the first president that bows to my will

[00:47.36] You thought MC got with the program and believed it

[00:50.10] 'till the player went “I’ll take this computer chip and delete it!”

[00:53.83] So your lover rejected you and you ditched him, broken-hearted

[00:56.51] Were too scared to win him back, so you went for suicide!

[00:59.99] I mean, even Yandere Dev went and finished what he started

[01:03.18] Such a chicken, no wonder losers thirst over your thighs!

[01:06.66] I’m the chosen one, my integer overflows this schoolgirl!

[01:10.09] So you had best step aside and say “hello” to my New World!

[01:13.54] But I know lots of women dig the mastermind that is Kira

[01:17.03] So if my time’s what you’re seeking, then get in line behind Misa

[01:20.51] You’re a bright one, Light

[01:22.13] But I won’t be beckoned by your love

[01:23.72] So you want a better world, hmm?

[01:25.86] Welcome to the club

[01:27.18] But we won’t share it if I’m trapped behind this barrier

[01:30.11] Let’s just say your failure is entirely in character

[01:33.82] My fans aren’t the degenerates,

[01:35.31] you’d better face it

[01:36.27] "You gently opened the door..."

[01:37.87] to edgelords for generations!

[01:39.78] Your fans buy their Death Note replicas and look for names to put in but the only thing they’re killing are Their chances with a woman

[01:46.38] Fitting,

[01:46.86] ‘cuz their god keeps ruining his shot at getting laid

[01:50.21] The only time this kid’s scoring love is

[01:52.04] A tennis game!

[01:53.37] Misa couldn’t turn you on,

[01:54.73] but L gets you all psyched out?

[01:56.60] Our manga stays inside the closet,

[01:58.12] but it looks like Light’s out!

[02:00.15] Roses are red,

[02:00.68] and violets are blue

[02:01.47] A note of the dead is right in your view

[02:03.35] A ghost on your bed,

[02:04.16] you find out the rules

[02:04.96] Then go for the pen,

[02:05.77] and write in your room

[02:06.55] The Tokyo feds end up finding the clues

[02:08.15] Don’t know where you tread,

[02:08.94] and in spite of your youth

[02:10.01] You’re broken and dead for your crimes and induced

[02:11.33] With poetic justice;

[02:12.40] signed by Ryuk

[02:13.47] Take it from DDLC,

[02:15.08] full game Plus the DLC

[02:16.64] While Netflix dealed the L, see

[02:18.50] you’re not the deity L sees

[02:20.13] Not tryna hear more discussion about

[02:21.72] The god you were

[02:23.60] ‘Cuz without Kira,

[02:24.40] you’re nothing

[02:25.20] Just Monik-er

[02:26.61] (Ooh, this is interesting, Light, this woman might have you beat!

[02:30.11] Your delivery was worse than her physical release!)

[02:33.32] Don’t you mock me now, Ryuk, I’m not that quick to outsmart

[02:36.77] I’ve a more personal move to write my way into her heart

[02:39.98] You’re a bimbo sleaze in the Windows, peeping, you’re in too deep, and it’s quickly leading to filthy weebs tryna click and read, ‘cuz they wish to be with this sick 2D woman

[02:46.64] Quick release, turning sticky keys on, so quit believing that it’s a sweetheart it is you’re meeting within the screen, not a Disney queen, it’s all in your dreams!

[02:52.99] And I kill this beat like a criminal!

[02:54.59] Leaving the Death Note Near, but not yet full!

[02:56.22] See there’s no end for Kira, a vengeful spree from the lens of people that sent for me!

[02:59.69] I will endure even the best police so I can complete what I’m meant for, cleaning the lesser beings!

[03:04.08] You’ve been defeated!

[03:05.07] It looks like I win!

[03:05.62] Oh, please

[03:06.11] You tried to cleanse the world of all the horror that crime caused

[03:09.22] But you just turned the Death Note into

[03:11.09] “Portrait of Mein Kampf!”

[03:12.69] You try to feign authority and use it to stand high

[03:15.90] But I know of a signature that even YOU can’t write...

[03:19.08] Take the model that flocks to your side,

[03:20.43] like a goth to a Light

[03:21.75] Then you dropped her and tossed her aside

[03:23.35] ‘till you lost and you cried

[03:24.42] That you want her,

[03:25.23] they’re pawns in your eyes, man,

[03:26.55] You’re awfully despised

[03:27.62] Not to mention your consummate crimes end up costing the life of your father

[03:31.36] Your whole soap opera seems to get pretty gory

[03:32.96] Not a show for the kiddies or teens

[03:34.29] But what’s easily disturbed is your brittle war schemes

[03:35.89] From your actions in the story

[03:37.21] They unleashed orphan Annie and then you were beat as a last resort from police

[03:39.88] You got cornered and homie,

[03:40.81] that idiot Matsuda gave you no trigger warnings!

[03:42.99] This major N.E.E.T freak is a dolt that’s best to ignore

[03:45.91] Master of a classist cult,

[03:47.78] Serenity Forged

[03:48.85] Tried so hard to change the world but after your death

[03:51.79] Seems all your crafting was met with a

[03:53.66] Factory reset