A LITTLE THEORIZING

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[00:11.88] Boot up your computer, stick a disk in your console’s drive

[00:15.56] Whatever platform you’re choosing, it’s time to switch on your mind

[00:19.24] Could be Super Mario, shooters, FNaF or those evenings down in the mines

[00:23.49] But if you look past all those shiny graphics you’ll be surprised what you’ll find

[00:28.31] Inside these worlds we love, behind our TV screens

[00:32.28] There’s so much to discover when you peek between

[00:37.10] The tiny gaps in the story, science, math and the lore

[00:40.49] We’ve got all that to explore, plus there’s some dеcent memes

[00:44.46] How hard doеs a headshot blow? How fast does a hedgehog go?

[00:48.42] Frogger might not last in biology class

[00:51.54] But have you tried to dissect a Toad?

[00:52.65] How creepers get to explode? The secrets buried in code?

[00:56.60] You’ll never guess what happened to the guests that were left in that restaurant though

[01:00.57] In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat

[01:04.83] With each achievement, your view becomes a bit more complete

[01:08.79] And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve

[01:13.03] We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve

[01:16.96] These games have secrets inside and

[01:19.51] As a team, we can find them

[01:21.49] You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon

[01:23.18] So why not do a little theorizing?

[01:27.44] I think it’s time we did a little theorizing

[01:32.82] It’s a whole lotta’ research and the clues keep piling up

[01:37.08] But you’re not a ScottGames teaser, you’re already bright enough

[01:40.76] So sit back and grab a diet coke or a can full of human souls

[01:45.00] And ask if you might survive the jump, chucking nuggets into the hole

[01:49.24] Build a city in the sky and you might vomit from the motion

[01:51.51] So you think to try it at the bottom of the ocean

[01:53.49] Get the physics right or glass will probably be broken

[01:55.47] Then it’s still more likely than the FNaF box ever opening

[01:57.46] Carrion flesh, Marionettes

[02:00.00] Keeping companions fed

[02:01.70] How old Ash Ketchum gets

[02:03.68] And we all know that Sans is Ness!

[02:05.94] Never had I thought of Markiplier getting freaky

[02:07.64] With a Pokémon made by combining other species

[02:09.61] Volcanic pressure washing coughing, dogs inside the TV

[02:11.59] The horror that is Monika and finding she could see me

[02:13.58] The secret of the bottle flip, the Ender Dragon obelisks

[02:15.84] Just why is Zipper’s body zipped? A million other theories

[02:17.54] You may gain a wealth of knowledge

[02:19.81] But you aren’t as rich as Luigi

[02:22.08] In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat

[02:26.33] With each achievement your view becomes a bit more complete

[02:30.29] And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve

[02:34.26] We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve

[02:38.50] These games have secrets inside and

[02:40.48] As a team we can find them

[02:42.75] You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon

[02:44.74] So why not do a little theorizing?

[02:48.71] I think it’s time we did a little theorizing

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[03:10.50] But we’re not contained to video games, there’s loads to explore

[03:14.18] Will you or the food expire first, locked in a grocery store?

[03:18.70] When navigating a labyrinth, how will you locate the door?

[03:22.38] And five pro-strats for surviving traps if you were chosen in Saw

[03:26.62] The cannibalism practiced on the Axiom Starship

[03:28.89] The dragonfly mechanics of some animate cars

[03:30.88] Impractical dynamics of a family of sharks

[03:32.86] Or the best hamburger tactics when you’re stacking the parts

[03:34.84] If everyone together does a clap and a half

[03:36.82] We add the decibels we measure then map that on a graph

[03:38.81] You’d see we don’t need professors here for cracking the answers

[03:41.07] It’s clever but never forget, we’re having a laugh

[03:43.05] And we’ll do a lot of learning on the way

[03:44.47] The gears are always churning so just turn another page

[03:46.74] Whoever said that work should be impervious to play

[03:48.73] Never learned to peek behind the curtain of the games

[03:51.28] A curious community is spinning the globe

[03:52.98] You could join us too, but it’s a slippery slope

[03:55.24] I’m addicted, so I think I’ll pick theories we wrote

[03:58.36] Then I’ll wrap them with a bow and give it to the Pope

[03:59.77] In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat

[04:03.73] With each achievement your view becomes a bit more complete

[04:07.98] And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve

[04:11.95] We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve

[04:16.20] These games have secrets inside and

[04:18.46] As a team, we can find them

[04:20.45] You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon

[04:22.14] So why not do a little theorizing?

[04:24.98] (But that’s just a theory, a game theory)

[04:26.69] I think it’s time we did a little theorizing

[04:28.95] (But that’s just a theory, a game theory)

[04:31.79] A little theorizing

[04:33.20] (But that’s just a theory, a game theory)

[04:35.47] A little theorizing

[04:37.45] (But that’s just a theory, a game theory)

[04:40.29] (But that’s just a theory, a game theory)

[04:41.42] (There’s theories all around you)

[04:43.40] (But that’s just a theory, a game theory)

[04:45.39] (The answers might astound you)

[04:46.81] (But that’s just a theory, a game theory)

[04:47.09] I think it’s time we did a little theorizing

[05:02.38] But that’s just a theory, a game theory

[00:00.00] Thanks for watching