Maybe Man

[00:00.68] Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel

[00:03.91] You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal

[00:07.36] But I'd miss the way we make up and smile

[00:10.81] Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind

[00:14.26] I wish I had eyes in the back of my head

[00:17.71] Then I could see the places I've been

[00:20.60] But then I would know that you're talking shit

[00:24.05] I don't wanna know what my friends think

[00:27.24] Wish I were my dog out on the lawn

[00:30.69] I'd be so glad when I hear you come home

[00:33.61] But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long

[00:37.06] I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone

[00:40.26] I wish I could act in a show on TV

[00:43.70] 'Cause then I could practice not being me

[00:47.43] I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel

[00:50.62] But you won't believe me when I cry for real

[00:53.27] I wish that my brain would triple in size

[00:57.26] I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight

[01:00.44] But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind

[01:03.63] I don't wanna know the point of life

[01:07.08] In some other life, I would be rich

[01:10.53] I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill

[01:13.72] But couldn't complain 'bout anything small

[01:16.91] Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

[01:20.36] If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack

[01:23.82] I'd get invited to every frat

[01:27.00] But when you get old, and your good days are past

[01:30.46] You'll only want me when you're sad

[01:33.37] Wish I was a song, your favorite one

[01:36.56] You'd follow the dance to me at your prom

[01:40.29] I would be there when your baby is born

[01:43.48] For two or three minutes, then I'm gone

[01:46.67] I wish I was big, as big as my house

[01:49.86] I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd

[01:53.03] But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch

[01:56.76] God, I could really use him now

[02:00.21] I wish I was God, I'd never trip up

[02:03.51] And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?

[02:06.59] I could be cruel and break all your stuff

[02:09.77] Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what

[02:12.96] But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird

[02:16.64] 'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear

[02:19.86] And then you would die, you'd love me to death

[02:23.05] I'd never know who the hell I am

[02:29.70] I wish I was me, whoever that is

[02:32.89] I could just be, and not give a shit

[02:36.02] Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan

[02:39.79] 'Cause I don't know who the hell I am

[02:57.42] One, two, pandemonium

[03:06.18] One, two, pandemonium

[03:11.40] Here I go again

[03:14.59] One, two, pandemonium

[03:20.16] Here I go again

[03:23.35] One, two, pandemonium

[03:31.59] One, two, here I go again