Houdini

[00:00.15] Hey Em, it's Paul

[00:01.62] Uh, I was listening to the album

[00:04.17] Good fucking luck, you're on your own

[00:06.97] Guess who's back, back again?

[00:10.69] Shady's back, tell a friend

[00:14.40] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:16.27] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:18.12] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:19.98] Guess who's back? (Haha)

[00:21.87] Da, da, da, da, da, da, da-da-da

[00:25.75] Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da

[00:29.20] Well, look what the stork brung (What?)

[00:30.60] Little baby devil with the forked tongue

[00:32.46] And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleh)

[00:34.33] With a forehead that it grew horns from (Look)

[00:35.91] Still a white jerk (It's him!), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher

[00:38.86] With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt

[00:40.72] Lyrical technician (Yeah), an electrician (Yeah)

[00:42.59] Y'all light work (Haha)

[00:43.82] And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?)

[00:46.20] And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?)

[00:48.06] If I was to ever take a leave (What?)

[00:49.94] It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah)

[00:52.05] If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?)

[00:53.91] Stallion if she would collab with me

[00:55.50] Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha)

[00:57.36] I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like

[00:59.53] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

[01:03.70] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

[01:06.63] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

[01:11.14] Just like that and I'm back, bro

[01:14.27] Now, back in the days of old me

[01:16.13] When right around the time I became a dope fiend (Oh)

[01:17.99] Ate some codeine as a way of coping

[01:19.73] Taste of opiates, case of O.E. (Mm)

[01:21.58] Turned me into smiley face emoji

[01:23.44] My shit may not be age-appropriate

[01:25.30] But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy

[01:29.16] 'Cause I have zero doubts

[01:31.02] That this whole world's 'bout

[01:32.88] To turn into some girl scouts

[01:34.64] That censorship bureau's out to (Shut me down)

[01:36.78] So when I started this verse

[01:38.54] It did start off lighthearted first (Hmm)

[01:40.39] But it feels like I'm targeted

[01:41.71] Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed

[01:44.38] Look what I pocketed

[01:45.71] Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin', and

[01:48.36] I've been runnin' full speed

[01:49.94] And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and

[01:52.08] I'm the fight y'all get in

[01:53.41] When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when

[01:55.71] I step up to that mic, cock it then

[01:57.85] "Oh my God, it's him! Not again!"

[01:59.73] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

[02:04.24] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

[02:07.15] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

[02:11.68] And just like that and I'm back, bro (Break it down)

[02:15.13] Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?)

[02:19.12] If he could see the way shit is today (Look at this shit, man)

[02:23.09] He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy)

[02:26.82] What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)

[02:29.62] So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha)

[02:31.89] I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)

[02:33.75] And that's why these (What?)

[02:34.85] Words sting just like when being attacked by bees (Bzz)

[02:37.78] In the coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)

[02:39.10] Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (Uh), the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees)

[02:41.49] In my Air Max 90s

[02:43.26] White Ts, walkin' parental advisory

[02:45.79] My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?)

[02:47.11] Identifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha)

[02:48.97] Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)

[02:50.81] The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)

[02:52.53] How can I explain to you (What?)

[02:53.78] That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)

[02:55.92] I hop on tracks like a kangaroo

[02:57.79] And say a few things or two to anger you

[02:59.64] But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit

[03:02.28] Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it

[03:04.16] Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick

[03:06.02] You male cross dresser, fake-ass bitch

[03:08.29] And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)

[03:09.61] But you can all suck my dick, in fact

[03:11.47] Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you

[03:13.86] Fuck my own kids, they're brats (Fuck 'em)

[03:15.74] They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh)

[03:17.60] You too, Paul, got two balls

[03:19.45] Big as RuPaul's (Woah)

[03:20.53] What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (Nah)

[03:22.39] 'Cause you're never gon' see me

[03:23.87] Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen

[03:26.27] Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini

[03:28.13] I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like

[03:30.12] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

[03:34.91] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

[03:37.82] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

[03:42.34] And just like that I'm back, bro