Eminem - Houdini

[00:00.29] Hey, Em, it's Paul

[00:01.43] Uh, I was listening to the album

[00:03.89] Good fucking luck, you're on your own

[00:06.72] Guess who's back, back again?

[00:10.40] Shady's back, tell a friend

[00:14.09] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:16.07] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:18.05] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:19.76] Guess who's back? (Haha)

[00:21.18] Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da

[00:24.57] Da-da-da, da, da, da, da

[00:29.09] Well, look what the stork brung (What?)

[00:30.51] Little baby devil with the forked tongue

[00:32.50] And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleh)

[00:34.20] With a forehead that it grew horns from (Look)

[00:36.18] Still a white jerk (It's him), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher

[00:38.74] With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt

[00:40.72] Lyrical technician (Yeah), an electrician (Yeah)

[00:42.71] Y'all light work (Haha)

[00:43.84] And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?)

[00:45.82] And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?)

[00:48.07] If I was to ever take a leave (What?)

[00:49.78] It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah)

[00:51.76] If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?)

[00:53.74] Stallion if she would collab with me

[00:55.73] Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha)

[00:57.44] I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like

[00:58.86] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

[01:03.40] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

[01:06.51] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

[01:11.03] Just like that and I'm back, bro

[01:14.43] Now, back in the days of old me (When?)

[01:16.13] Right around the time I became a dope fiend (Oh)

[01:18.10] Ate some codeine as a way of coping (Mm)

[01:19.80] Taste of opiates, case of O.E.

[01:21.50] Turned me into smiley face emoji (Woo)

[01:23.49] My shit may not be age-appropriate

[01:25.18] But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy

[01:29.15] 'Cause I have zero doubts

[01:30.86] That this whole world's 'bout

[01:32.55] To turn into some girl scouts

[01:34.53] That censorship bureau's out to (Shut me down)

[01:36.52] So when I started this verse

[01:38.51] It did start off lighthearted at first (Hmm)

[01:40.50] But it feels like I'm targeted

[01:41.91] Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed

[01:44.18] Look what I pocketed

[01:45.60] Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and

[01:48.15] I've been runnin' at full speed

[01:49.85] And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and

[01:52.12] I'm the fight y'all get in

[01:53.26] When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when

[01:55.80] I step up to that mic, cock it then

[01:58.08] "Oh my God, it's him! Not again!"

[01:59.49] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

[02:03.75] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

[02:06.87] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

[02:11.40] Just like that and I'm back, bro (Break it down)

[02:15.09] Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?)

[02:19.06] If he could see the way shit is today (Look at this shit, man)

[02:22.74] He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy)

[02:26.42] What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)

[02:29.45] So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha)

[02:32.00] I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)

[02:33.70] And that's why these (What?)

[02:34.83] Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (Bzz)

[02:37.37] In the coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)

[02:39.08] Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (Uh), the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees, haha)

[02:41.62] In my Air Max 90s

[02:43.33] White Ts, walkin' parental advisory

[02:45.87] My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?)

[02:47.01] Identifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha)

[02:49.00] Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)

[02:50.70] The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)

[02:52.69] How can I explain to you (What?)

[02:54.10] That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)

[02:55.81] I hop on tracks like a kangaroo

[02:57.79] And say a few things or two to anger you

[02:59.78] But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit

[03:02.06] Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it

[03:04.04] Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick

[03:05.74] You male cross dresser (Haha), fake-ass bitch

[03:07.72] And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)

[03:09.71] But you can all suck my dick, in fact

[03:11.70] Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you

[03:13.69] Fuck my own kids, they're brats (Fuck 'em)

[03:15.67] They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh)

[03:17.65] You too, Paul (Punk), got two balls

[03:19.35] Big as RuPaul's (Woah)

[03:20.39] What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (Nah)

[03:22.38] 'Cause you're never gon' see me

[03:23.71] Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen

[03:25.97] Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini

[03:28.24] I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like

[03:29.94] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

[03:34.48] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

[03:37.60] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

[03:42.43] Just like that and I'm back, bro