Welcome to the Internet (Hazbin Hotel) - Alastor's Ver. [INSIDE]
[00:00.87] Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
[00:04.53] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:07.70] We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
[00:11.69] If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:15.93] Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
[00:19.28] Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:23.28] There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
[00:27.54] Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[00:31.27] Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr?
[00:34.63] Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:38.63] Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
[00:42.90] We've got a million different ways to engage
[00:46.62] Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
[00:49.82] Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:53.82] We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
[00:57.54] And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Hazbin Hotel fucking each other
[01:01.26] Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
[01:04.18] 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
[01:07.38] They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
[01:11.10] Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
[01:13.76] See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
[01:16.42] Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
[01:19.36] Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:22.27] Or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your—
[01:25.47] Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
[01:28.13] Here's why women never love you; here's how you can build a bomb
[01:31.32] Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
[01:34.24] Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:38.50] Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:41.43] A little bit of everything all of the time?
[01:44.35] Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:47.26] Anything and everything, all of the time
[01:49.93] Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:53.11] A little bit of everything all of the time?
[01:56.03] Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:58.96] Anything and everything, all of the time
[02:02.41] -
[02:12.43] - You know, it wasn't always like this -
[02:16.17] -
[02:18.83] Not very long ago, just before your time
[02:26.18] Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:33.34] This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
[02:41.32] We set our sights and spent our nights waiting
[02:48.23] For you!
[02:50.88] You, insatiable you
[02:56.20] Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
[03:03.63] And it did all the things we designed it to do
[03:11.62] Now, look at you! Oh, ha, look at you!
[03:17.74] You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
[03:26.80] Your time is now; your inside's out; honey, how you grew
[03:33.98] And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
[03:41.95] It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
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[03:51.96] (*Laughs*)
[04:00.99] Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[04:07.09] A bit of everything all of the time?
[04:11.89] Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:16.96] Anything and everything, all of the time
[04:20.41] Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[04:23.59] A little bit of everything all of the time?
[04:26.52] Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:29.17] Anything and everything and anything and everything
[04:31.83] And anything and everything and
[04:33.42] All of the time
[04:35.01] -
[00:00.00] (*Laughs*)
[00:00.00] Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[00:00.00] A bit of everything all of the time?
[00:00.00] Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[00:00.00] Anything and everything, all of the time
[00:00.00] Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[00:00.00] A little bit of everything all of the time?
[00:00.00] Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[00:00.00] Anything and everything and anything and everything
[00:00.00] And anything and everything and
[00:00.00] All of the time
