Houdini

[00:01.58] Uh, I was listening to the album

[00:03.77] Good fucking luck, you're on your own

[00:06.95] Guess who's back, back again?

[00:10.14] Shady's back, tell a friend (Dre: We got a problem, check this out)

[00:14.13] Guess who's back, back again? (Em: The fuck)

[00:17.60] Shady's back, tell a friend

[00:21.58] Guess who's back, back again?

[00:25.30] Shady's back, (Shady: The fuck is this shit?)

[00:27.49] (Dre: Get your ass down here)tell a friend

[00:29.11] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:31.00] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:32.86] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:34.72] Guess who's back? (Haha)

[00:36.86] Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da

[00:40.58] Da-da-da, da, da, da, da

[00:43.31] Well, look what the stork brung (What?)

[00:45.70] Little baby devil with the forked tongue

[00:47.30] And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleh)

[00:49.16] With a forehead that it grew horns from (Look)

[00:51.28] Still a white jerk (It's him), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher

[00:53.94] With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt

[00:55.80] Lyrical technician (Yeah), an electrician (Yeah)

[00:57.72] Y'all light work (Haha)

[00:58.87] And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?)

[01:01.15] And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?)

[01:03.28] If I was to ever take a leave (What?)

[01:05.14] It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah)

[01:07.00] If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?)

[01:08.86] Stallion if she would collab with me

[01:10.72] Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha)

[01:12.58] I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like

[01:14.45] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

[01:18.52] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

[01:21.26] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

[01:25.78] Just like that and I'm back, bruh

[01:29.23] //Aggressive Fistfight//

[01:36.99] Now, back in the days of old me (When?)

[01:38.60] Right around the time I became a dope fiend (Oh)

[01:40.46] Ate some codeine as a way of coping (Mm)

[01:42.32] Taste of opiates, case of O.E.

[01:44.17] Turned me into smiley face emoji (Woo)

[01:46.03] My shit may not be age-appropriate

[01:48.16] But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy

[01:51.61] 'Cause I have zero doubts

[01:53.47] That this whole world's 'bout

[01:55.33] To turn into some girl scouts

[01:56.92] That censorship bureau's out to (Shut me down)

[01:59.85] So when I started this verse

[02:01.21] It did start off lighthearted at first (Hmm)

[02:02.32] But it feels like I'm targeted

[02:04.45] Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed

[02:07.10] Look what I pocketed

[02:08.43] Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and

[02:11.09] I've been runnin' at full speed

[02:12.68] And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and

[02:14.81] I'm the fight y'all get in

[02:15.68] When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when

[02:18.34] I step up to that mic, cock it then

[02:20.27] "Oh my God, it's him! Not again!"

[02:22.15] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

[02:25.87] //Old man struggles climbing the wall//

[02:32.87] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

[02:36.85] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

[02:39.84] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

[02:44.61] Just like that and I'm back, bro (Break it down)

[02:48.33] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

[02:52.07] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

[02:55.78] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

[02:59.77] Just like that and I'm back, bro (Break it down)

[03:03.49] Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?)

[03:06.97] If he could see the way shit is today

[03:11.23] He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy)

[03:14.73] What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)

[03:18.72] // A Monster Appears //

[03:29.40] So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha)

[03:31.85] I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)

[03:33.71] And that's why these (What?)

[03:34.58] Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (Bzz)

[03:37.24] In the coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)

[03:38.90] Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (Uh), the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees, haha)

[03:41.64] In my Air Max 90s

[03:42.52] White Ts, walkin' parental advisory

[03:44.82] My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?)

[03:46.96] Identifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha)

[03:48.82] Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)

[03:50.69] The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)

[03:52.55] How can I explain to you (What?)

[03:53.95] That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)

[03:55.54] I hop on tracks like a kangaroo

[03:57.40] And say a few things or two to anger you

[03:59.52] But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit

[04:01.91] Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it

[04:03.77] Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick

[04:05.64] You male cross dresser (Haha), fake-ass bitch

[04:07.76] And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)

[04:09.69] But you can all suck my dick, in fact

[04:11.55] Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you

[04:13.98] Fuck my own kids, they're brats (Fuck 'em)

[04:15.84] They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh)

[04:17.43] You too, Paul (Punk), got two balls

[04:19.03] Big as RuPaul's (Woah)

[04:20.15] What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (Nah)

[04:22.06] 'Cause you're never gon' see me

[04:23.39] Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen

[04:25.51] Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini

[04:27.90] I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like

[04:32.20] (Pete: Trust me I'm a great driver

[04:34.59] Don't worry, I just got my license back)

[04:38.64] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

[04:41.82] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

[04:44.56] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

[04:49.07] Just like that and I'm back, bro