Hells Greatest Dad

[00:01.46] Ha-ha, looks like you could use some help

[00:04.11] From the big boss of Hell himself

[00:05.97] Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp

[00:08.10] (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)

[00:10.22] Oh, with the punch of a pentagram

[00:12.08] I wap-bam-boom, alakazam

[00:13.94] Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb

[00:16.07] But you get the family rate

[00:17.39] Thanks dad!

[00:18.19] Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh)

[00:22.17] Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte

[00:26.16] I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref

[00:30.14] Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!

[00:34.13] Who's been here since day one?

[00:35.99] Who's been faithful as a nun?

[00:38.12] Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun

[00:39.97] Your executive producer

[00:41.30] That's true!

[00:42.10] I'm your guy, your day-to-day

[00:43.96] Your chum, your steadfast hotelier

[00:46.09] Remember when I fixed that clog today?

[00:47.94] I was stuck, thank you sir!

[00:49.27] Oh, you!

[00:50.07] I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (oh)

[00:54.32] You're like the child that I wish that I had

[00:57.24] Uh, what?

[00:58.31] I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned

[01:01.22] Hold on, now!

[01:02.02] It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad

[01:16.63] They say, when you're looking for assistance

[01:20.90] It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

[01:25.15] Others say that in your needy hour

[01:28.33] There's no substitute for pure angelic power

[01:32.85] Who just happens to also be your blood!

[01:36.56] Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud

[01:39.23] They say the family you choose is better

[01:41.36] What a bunch of losers

[01:42.70] Can you butt out of my song?

[01:44.02] Your song? I started this!

[01:45.08] I'm singing it, I'll finish it!

[01:46.41] Oh, you tacky piece of—

[01:47.48] It's me, yes, it's me

[01:50.13] I know you were all waiting for me

[01:53.05] I'm here, what a gas

[01:55.98] Took a while, but I'm present at last

[01:58.90] It's me, it's me

[02:01.82] Mimzy!

[02:08.72] Who?