Stayed Gone
[00:00.41] That fucker is back!
[00:01.47] Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
[00:04.13] It's been seven years!
[00:05.99] You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
[00:08.38] Uh, fuck you
[00:10.24] Just sayin'
[00:11.31] Things have changed a lot since he left town
[00:13.43] That's for sure
[00:14.49] I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
[00:20.07] Welcome home
[00:22.46] I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
[00:26.98] Say hello to a new status quo
[00:32.04] Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn
[00:36.02] Turn the TV on! (Camera speeds, rollin' in three, two)
[00:45.60] Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
[00:47.46] Who has been spotted cavorting around town (welcome to the show)
[00:49.32] After a seven-year absence
[00:50.12] Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)
[00:51.18] Did anybody notice?
[00:51.97] More on tonight's program
[00:53.57] So, the radio demon is back in town
[00:54.90] Why is he hanging around?
[00:55.95] What does that mean for your family?
[00:57.55] Well handily, I've got good news
[00:58.88] He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile
[01:01.00] But the demon is a coward!
[01:02.60] You can take that as gospel
[01:03.66] Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
[01:04.98] I'm visual, he's barely audible
[01:06.58] Stop givin' him the time of day
[01:07.91] Don't listen to a word he'd say
[01:09.50] I hope he had a nice vacay
[01:10.84] But he should've stayed away
[01:12.69] While he hid in radio
[01:15.08] We pivoted to video
[01:17.48] Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare
[01:22.26] Hell's been better since he split
[01:24.65] Where's he been?
[01:25.45] Who gives a shit!
[01:27.03] Salutations!
[01:28.10] Good to be back on the air
[01:31.04] Yes, I know it's been a while
[01:32.63] Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast
[01:35.29] Sinners, rejoice!
[01:36.35] What a dated voice!
[01:37.41] Instead of a clout-chasin' mediocre video podcast
[01:40.33] Come on!
[01:40.86] Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure?
[01:42.46] Flitting between this fad and that, is nothin' working?
[01:44.31] Ignore his chirping!
[01:45.39] Every day, he's got a new format
[01:46.97] You're lookin' at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
[01:50.16] Is Vox as strong as he purports
[01:52.82] Or is it based on his support?
[01:55.21] He'd be powerless without the other Vees
[01:58.39] Oh, please!
[01:59.46] And here's the sugar on the cream
[02:02.11] He asked me to join his team
[02:04.24] Hold on!
[02:04.77] I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea
[02:07.96] You old-timey prick
[02:09.82] I'll show you suffering
[02:10.88] Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
[02:13.27] I'll destroy you, you little–
[02:16.99] I'm afraid you've lost your signal
[02:26.02] Let's begin
[02:29.74] I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
[02:35.58] Tune on in when I'm done
[02:41.99] Your status quo will know its race is run
[02:46.77] Oh, this will be fun
[02:55.27] Fuck!
