All My X's

[00:21.21] All my Exes changed their sexes

[00:28.67] She used to be a her and now she's a he

[00:35.55] But all my Exes changed their sexes

[00:43.01] Thank God we broke up back in '03

[00:48.74] Rosanna's down in San Fran Cisco LGBTQ

[00:50.46] Sweet Ilene is now called Steve

[00:58.08] She looks just like a dude

[01:01.52] And Allison takes medicene

[01:05.25] Somehow lost her sanity

[01:08.99] And Dimples well it aint that simple

[01:12.43] Fell in love with a drag queen

[01:16.17] All my Exes changed their sexes

[01:20.18] She used to be a her and now she's a he

[01:27.06] But all my Exes changed their sexes

[01:34.22] Thank God we broke up back in '03

[01:41.68] BRIDGE

[01:49.14] I remember that old Frio River

[02:03.75] Where I learned to drink Bud Light

[02:08.62] But now that I've switched to Coors

[02:11.49] Somehow Bud just don't taste right

[02:14.64] You know medical anialation

[02:18.37] Lasts more than just one night

[02:22.67] But drinkin' a little Bud Light

[02:26.11] Sure gives me a fright

[02:28.69] All my Exes changed their sexes

[02:33.57] She used to be a her and now she's a he

[02:40.46] But all my Exes changed their sexes

[02:47.63] That's how I know Bud Light's just not for me

[02:55.09] Some folks think I'm far right

[03:02.82] But I just don't prefer guys

[03:06.84] Thank God I don't live in the city