Happy Day In Hell
[00:00.30] I can do this, somehow I know it
[00:04.03] I'll get Heaven behind my plans
[00:07.48] Charlie, hold on
[00:08.54] There's just no way I could blow it
[00:12.26] Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
[00:15.45] It's just a meeting
[00:16.51] To change their minds and touch their hearts
[00:19.96] Or whatever angels have
[00:22.89] This could be bad
[00:23.69] Cheer up, Vaggie
[00:25.27] This could be swell
[00:27.14] Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell
[00:32.19] Okay, but just don't sing to them
[00:33.51] That bitch is halfway down the street
[00:35.10] Is she-?
[00:35.64] Oh, she's dancin'
[00:36.44] Ugh, no
[00:38.04] There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
[00:41.23] Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare
[00:44.43] It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere
[00:48.14] If you don't mind the smell
[00:51.05] It's a happy day in Hell
[00:54.51] Hi, mister!
[00:55.30] Go fuck yourself!
[00:56.63] There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul
[00:59.55] Hello!
[01:00.09] Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
[01:03.01] Ah, excuse me!
[01:03.80] Doing what is required, we all have our role
[01:07.00] I'm not doing well
[01:09.92] Another shitty day in Hell
[01:13.37] If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
[01:17.08] That any soul can change
[01:19.21] Those angels' minds are hard to change
[01:20.54] Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
[01:23.73] From the evil to the strange
[01:26.12] They're bloodthirsty and deranged!
[01:28.78] I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced
[01:33.58] And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
[01:37.56] But if I open the door and I give them a place
[01:40.74] At my Hazbin Hotel
[01:43.67] It'll be a happy day in Hell
[01:51.11] From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go
[01:54.29] To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows
[01:56.94] To the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown
[01:59.61] 'Cause holy shit, oh my gosh, why?!
[02:02.79] And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye!
[02:08.91] 'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide
[02:14.48] I can do this, I just know it (there's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul)
[02:17.41] I'll get Heaven behind my plans
[02:20.86] There's just no way I could blow it (I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole)
[02:24.04] Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance to change their minds
[02:29.36] And touch my parts
[02:30.95] Uh, no thank you, I'm just gonna
[02:33.07] Fulfill my destiny!
[02:36.52] Your loss, bitch
[02:37.59] I can already tell
[02:39.98] Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell
