Inside of every demon is a rainbow

[00:00.24] I have a dream

[00:01.83] I’m here to tell

[00:03.42] About a wonderful,fantastic new hotel

[00:07.14] Yes it’s one of a kind,right here in Hell

[00:10.86] Catering to a specific clientele

[00:15.91] Inside of every demon is a rainbow,

[00:18.58] Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!

[00:21.24] Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac

[00:23.89] Is a jolly,happy,cupcake-loving child

[00:26.82] We can turn around,they’ll be heaven-bound

[00:29.48] With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel!

[00:34.78] So,all you junkies,freaks and weirdos

[00:36.13] Creepers,fuck-ups,crooks and zeroes,

[00:37.45] And the fallen super heroes,help is here

[00:40.14] All you cretins,sluts and losers,

[00:41.48] Sexual deviants and boozers,and prescription drug abusers

[00:44.14] Need not fear

[00:45.46] While in our care

[00:46.79] We’ll cure your sin,we’ll make you well

[00:49.44] You’ll feel so swell,right here in Hell

[00:52.63] At the Happy Hotel~

[00:56.34] There’ll be no more fire,

[00:57.94] And no more screams.

[00:59.80] Just puppy dog kisses,

[01:01.39] And cotton candy dreams

[01:03.25] And puffy wuffy clouds

[01:04.84] You’re gonna be like,”Wow!”!

[01:06.70] Once you check in with meeeeeeeeeeee~

[01:13.08] So,all your cartoon porn addictions,

[01:14.41] vegan rants,psychic predictions

[01:15.74] Ancient Roman crucifixions,

[01:17.06] end right here

[01:18.13] All you monsters,thieves and crazies,

[01:19.46] Cannibals and crying babies

[01:20.79] Frothing mouth is full of rabies,filled with cheer

[01:23.44] You’ll be complete! It’ll be so neat!

[01:25.83] Our service can’t be beat! You’ll be on east street! (Yes!)

[01:28.22] Life will be sweet,At the Happy Hoteeel!