Maybe Man

[00:00.17] Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel

[00:03.90] You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal

[00:07.09] But I'd miss the way we make up and smile

[00:10.28] Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind

[00:13.74] I wish I had eyes in the back of my head

[00:17.20] Then I could see the places I've been

[00:20.66] But then I would know that you're talkin' shit

[00:23.57] I don't wanna know what my friends think

[00:27.03] Wish I were my dog out on the lawn

[00:30.48] I'd be so glad when I hear you come home

[00:33.67] But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long

[00:36.85] I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone

[00:40.31] I wish I could act in a show on TV

[00:43.50] 'Cause then I could practice not bein' me

[00:46.98] I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel

[00:50.17] But you won't believe me when I cry for real

[00:53.62] I wish that my brain would triple in size

[00:56.81] I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight

[01:00.00] But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind

[01:03.45] I don't wanna know the point of life

[01:06.90] In some other life I would be rich

[01:10.09] I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill

[01:13.28] But couldn't complain 'bout anything small

[01:16.73] Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

[01:19.92] If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack

[01:23.38] I'd get invited to every frat

[01:26.56] But when you get old and your good days have passed

[01:30.28] You'll only want me when you're sad

[01:33.20] Wish I was a song, your favorite one

[01:36.42] You'd follow the dance to me at your prom

[01:39.87] I would be there when your baby is born

[01:43.06] For two or three minutes, then I'm gone

[01:46.51] I wish I was big, as big as my house

[01:49.97] I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd

[01:53.16] But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch

[01:56.34] God, I could really use him now

[02:00.06] I wish I was God, I'd never trip up

[02:03.25] And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?

[02:06.43] I could be cruel and break all your stuff

[02:09.62] Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what

[02:13.08] But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird

[02:16.26] 'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear

[02:19.45] And then you would die, you'd love me to death

[02:22.90] I never know who the hell I am

[02:29.81] I wish I was me, whoever that is

[02:32.99] I could just be and not give a shit

[02:39.10] Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan

[02:44.43] 'Cause I don't know who the hell I am

[02:57.98] One, two, pandemonium

[03:06.21] One, two, pandemonium

[03:12.06] Here I go again

[03:14.71] One, two, pandemonium

[03:20.29] Here I go again

[03:23.21] One, two, pandemonium

[03:32.26] One, two-

[03:33.06] Here I go again