Brand New dance
[00:04.21] Get up
[00:05.80] Everybody on the dance floor, come on
[00:11.38] That means you too, Chris
[00:13.82] Haha
[00:15.40] Well, it's Friday night, no date for the prom
[00:17.52] Just got caught jackin' off by your mom
[00:19.65] Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm
[00:21.53] Kim Jong keep screamin' he gon' drop the bomb
[00:23.38] But anyway, every day is the same old shiddit
[00:25.77] Room lookin' like a tornado hit it
[00:27.66] Try to explain, your parents, they don't get it
[00:29.54] Time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm
[00:31.40] Let it roll, if you ready, we gon' start the show
[00:33.32] Everybody in the world, all across the globe
[00:35.46] You can feel it in your head down to your toes
[00:37.32] Dance until you're wheelchair-bound, here we go
[00:39.43] Yеah, horseback, little do-si-do
[00:41.29] Little bit of soul mixеd with some rodeo
[00:43.41] Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this
[00:45.80] Shit, I'll probably end up crippled after this, come on
[00:47.50] Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[00:49.08] Everybody, join together
[00:50.69] Can you feel the funky beat?
[00:53.08] Everywhere you see people laughing and
[00:55.74] Dancing in the street
[00:57.32] On the count of three, everybody do
[00:59.45] The Christopher Reeves
[01:01.06] One, two, three, follow me
[01:03.45] Superman, Batman, Spider-Man
[01:05.57] Slipped, fell, landed in a garbage can
[01:07.43] Shit, hell, damn it, I can hardly stand
[01:09.28] But I get it crackin' like no one in the party can
[01:11.41] Give me a beat, I'll show you all a brand-new dance
[01:13.34] All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance
[01:15.42] Now stand back, kids, don't try this at home
[01:17.53] Chi-boom, kick-boom, ooh, ah-oh
[01:19.65] It's a brand-new craze and it's sweepin' the nation
[01:21.78] Anything else is a cheap imitation
[01:23.41] Just make sure that you videotape it
[01:25.53] You can only do it once, but the people go apeshit
[01:27.65] It's a crowd favorite, a party pleaser
[01:29.53] It's better than the shake of the grand mal seizure
[01:31.65] So next time that you see grandma, tease her
[01:33.51] And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up
[01:35.35] Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[01:37.22] Everybody, join together
[01:39.09] Can you feel the funky beat?
[01:41.21] Everywhere you see people laughing and
[01:43.60] Dancing in the street
[01:45.19] On the count of three, everybody do
[01:47.58] The Christopher Reeves
[01:49.16] One, two, three, follow me
[01:51.55] If your arms, legs, feet, and your hands are numb
[01:53.16] You've fallen and you can't get up
[01:54.74] It's a brand-new dance, this is my Chris anthem, I'm
[01:57.41] Givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums
[01:59.53] I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this
[02:01.69] Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists
[02:03.57] With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist
[02:05.42] A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc
[02:07.27] You just pull up a chair and grab a seat
[02:09.39] And clap your hands and stomp your feet
[02:11.25] Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
[02:13.39] Flop around 'til you lookin' like a slab of meat
[02:15.25] You put your left foot back, your right in front
[02:17.65] Tip your head back, let it touch your butt
[02:19.49] 'Til you feel a little pop, like what the fuck?
[02:21.35] Motherfuck, fuck a duck, what the fuck? I'm stuck
[02:23.47] So, party people, are you with me? What's the deal?
[02:25.61] If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel
[02:27.47] If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel
[02:29.33] Windmillin' on a million banana peels, come on
[02:31.45] Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[02:33.03] Everybody, join together
[02:34.91] Can you feel the funky beat?
[02:37.03] Everywhere you see people laughing and
[02:39.42] Dancing in the street
[02:41.28] On the count of three, everybody do
[02:43.66] The Christopher Reeves
[02:45.00] One, two, three, follow me
[02:47.12] Woo
[03:04.37] Good morning, Eminem
[03:05.71] Or Marshall, as others have informed me
[03:08.64] Christopher Reeves here
[03:10.49] You had better not talk behind my back
[03:13.42] Or I will kick your ass the minute I'm out of this chair
[03:17.39] Watch yourself, Marshall
[03:19.79] I'm watching you
[03:21.36] Ah! Holy shit
