1985_9

[00:02.77] He's a really cool guy, he's got a cool shirt

[00:06.28] He's got cool shoes, did I mention the shirt?

[00:08.86] If you ever got the chance to meet him

[00:12.16] You'd know why I want to be him

[00:15.32] He walks into a room

[00:16.39] And everyone respects him (everyone respects him)

[00:18.50] He reads the news

[00:19.30] And doesn't let that shit affect him (let that shit affect him)

[00:21.43] He's really happy, he's thrilled to be alive

[00:24.08] His name is any white guy in 1985

[00:27.27] White guy, 1985 (4x)

[00:39.77] He's got a job and a family, how does he do it?

[00:42.68] Balances work with his wife's underwhelming cooking

[00:45.60] He's got all the answers that I wanna know

[00:49.08] How can I be what I am, but 40 years ago? Gee-whiz

[00:52.32] He got it, and he flaunts, I am the thing he is

[00:55.29] But he isn't when I walk, I guess it's true that

[00:58.23] Some people really got to fight to survive

[01:00.91] And some people are white guys in 1985

[01:04.09] White guy, 1985 (4x)

[01:16.36] Wait

[01:17.74] It wasn't easy being any white guy in 1985

[01:24.11] Some white guys were living through the AIDS crisis

[01:28.89] Some white guys were Italian

[01:34.47] And I'm not saying it's hard being a white guy now

[01:38.72] I've misspoke

[01:41.38] I don't mean to lump a group of people in a hive

[01:44.03] I think I just meant my Dad in 1985

[01:47.22] My Dad in 1985 (My dad)

[01:50.67] My father, 1985 (My Dad)

[01:53.59] My Dad, 1985

[01:56.51] Scott Burnham, 1985 (Scott)

[01:59.45] I wanna be my dad (Scott, my father, 1985)

[02:03.44] I wanna be my dad in the '80s (Scott, my Dad, 1985)

[02:08.50] My oblivious white dad in the mid-80s (Scott Burnham, 1985)

[02:12.22] My dad was an oblivious white guy (general contractor, my father, 1985)

[02:15.67] My Dad was happier than I am

[02:18.12] If I could be anybody dead or alive

[02:20.77] I would wanna be my dad in 1985