Road Rage

[00:00.69] This rap shit divided by panty lines, mm, which side are you on? (Pussy)

[00:04.41] Social media got you fuckin' in pantomime, damn, why that line so long? (Rookie)

[00:09.71] I'm just caught up in the rapture, tryna be a rap star, I hope I make it out alive (alive)

[00:14.76] I'm a master at masquerading and actin' like I ain't faded, only I can see through my disguise

[00:19.27] Yeah, I walk around more confused than my aunt Linda's man-friend

[00:22.57] A black transgender Klan member (what?)

[00:24.15] Who's a Caitlyn Jenner fan and a (what?)

[00:26.00] Member of Grindr and Tinder

[00:27.66] Head empty as an empty abandoned a- (yeah)

[00:28.99] 'Partment while I'm dancing a-

[00:30.62] 'Round all these names and labels that I can't memo- (what the fuck?)

[00:33.27] 'Rize, now my antennas

[00:34.89] Are up on this PC shit, I'm finna

[00:36.21] Go out on my shield like Captain A- (what?)

[00:38.06] 'Merica, transcender

[00:39.66] I'm the god of façade (woo), give me a road rage reason

[00:42.58] To black the fuck out and roll with the heathens

[00:44.99] Road rage, vroom, vroom, vroom, and I'm speedin'

[00:47.89] Fuck that red light, I'm tryna get even

[00:50.04] Yeah, how could I say some shit so mean? (Damn)

[00:52.69] They're tryna make my mouth closed like it's clothing (what?)

[00:55.08] This what it is though, but this is show biz, so things

[00:57.47] Ain't never really truly over 'til Lizzo sings (like I won't say that)

[01:00.12] We should coddle fat people (yeah), yeah, here's a concept (what?), let's celebrate onset (yeah)

[01:04.65] Diabetes and instead of us dieting we can just have a pie eating contest (delicious)

[01:08.89] And we should be extra nice (what?) instead of honest (yeah)

[01:11.30] And instead of exercise (what?)

[01:12.62] It's easier to find a triple-X your size

[01:15.01] And try to press society to change so you don't have to change

[01:18.19] Pick up a way to eat less, them fries make your blood pressure rise

[01:21.40] As it starts increasin'

[01:23.02] All that starch and grease and

[01:24.33] Clogged arteries and

[01:25.40] These are the reasons

[01:26.72] For your heart disease and

[01:27.86] Can't tie your shoes (why?), it's too hard to reach 'em (shit)

[01:30.52] But the way things been (with what?)

[01:31.66] With today's thinking (yeah)

[01:32.99] We should baby them (why?)

[01:34.31] Instead of shaming them (oh)

[01:35.65] But enabling can (yeah)

[01:36.97] Do more harm than good, so call me Abe Lincoln

[01:39.36] 'Cause I'll be honest, I can flip in a blink and

[01:42.09] All I need is one little road rage reason

[01:44.49] Yeah, blah, blah, blah, I'm the

[01:45.02] I'm the god of façade, give me a road rage reason

[01:48.23] To black the fuck out and roll with the heathens

[01:50.72] Road rage, vroom, vroom, vroom, and I'm speedin'

[01:53.65] Fuck that red light, I'm tryna get even

[01:55.76] Yeah, all my obese people, if you're fat, proud, and you know it (hey)

[01:58.69] Raise your hand if you're shoving food in your mouth at this moment (mmm)

[02:01.09] But if you're mad 'cause they're clownin' you for poundin' them donuts (what?)

[02:03.47] Put 'em down and either do somethin' about it or own it (own it)

[02:07.72] Okay, here we go

[02:09.13] Wait, what are you doin'?

[02:10.19] Fuck's it look like I'm doin'? (What? Nah)

[02:12.84] Dyin' our hair

[02:14.70] No, stop, stop, ow

[02:16.30] Shut the fuck up

[02:18.70] You're never gonna-

[02:20.02] I said, shut the fuck up

[02:22.22] Trust me, I know what I'm doin' (yeah)

[02:25.66] So transgender rights, where do I stand? Oh (uh)

[02:28.32] I'm all for 'em, I really am pro (nah, for real)

[02:31.24] But intercourse with you (what?), would I have? No (nope)

[02:33.37] I'm just bein' honest (yeah), now I'm an asshole (ho)

[02:36.03] Call me a transphobe (really? Yeah) 'cause I just can't go (what?)

[02:38.42] And try and pretend you was never a man though (sorry)

[02:41.07] I mean, damn, bro (yeah), it's just the way I feel (uh)

[02:43.74] But if I say it will (mm) it get me cancelled (yup)

[02:46.20] My music get banned (what?), or can it withstand? (no)

[02:48.85] This shit is quicksand (help), man, I'm just sayin' (ha)

[02:51.24] I gotta participate for us to co-exist? Damn

[02:53.90] I gotta memorize pronouns of a cis man? (Really?)

[02:56.29] How come can't we just show solidarity with a wristband? (Or somethin' like that, you know?)

[03:00.06] And this ain't even a diss, trans

[03:01.91] People, my dick just won't expand

[03:03.60] Them tits won't make it stand

[03:04.65] But Caitlyn, big fan (no, wait)

[03:07.04] Oh, you want me to fuckin' chill and tone this shit down, huh? (Yup)

[03:09.43] That's Shady speakin' his mind like it was his mouth, huh?

[03:12.09] You wish he'd grow up and not be so juvenile, huh?

[03:14.22] Cash Money Records, this shit's about to go south, huh?

[03:16.87] You feelin' stupid now, huh?

[03:18.75] Old Slim would've told 'em to put a lid on it like a toilet bowl rim

[03:21.92] Hat with the low brim

[03:23.82] I'm in the blue corner (what?), white trunks with the gold trim

[03:26.21] They bet that I won't win (yup)

[03:27.56] Guess you really showed them (ha)

[03:28.89] Became the best and I made it (yeah) like Adult Swim

[03:31.28] Yeah, but you pick on handicapped people with no limbs

[03:33.92] Well then, fuck you, Chris Reeves, and the horse that he rode in

[03:36.58] Bitch