Houdini

[00:00.33] Hey, Em, it's Paul

[00:00.96] Uh, I was listening to the album

[00:03.63] Good fucking luck, you're on your own

[00:06.53] Guess who's back, back again?

[00:10.26] Shady's back, tell a friend

[00:13.96] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:15.85] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:17.70] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[00:19.56] Guess who's back?

[00:21.44] Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da

[00:24.34] Da-da-da, da, da, da, da

[00:28.60] Well, look what the stork brung (what?)

[00:30.20] Little baby devil with the forked tongue

[00:31.78] And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (bleh)

[00:33.66] With a forehead that it grew horns from (look)

[00:35.51] Still a white jerk (it's him), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher

[00:38.71] With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt

[00:40.30] Lyrical technician (yeah), an electrician (yeah)

[00:42.42] Y'all light work

[00:43.73] And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (what?)

[00:45.88] And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (why?)

[00:47.72] If I was to ever take a leave (what?)

[00:49.59] It would be aspirin to break a feve' (yeah)

[00:51.44] If I was to ask for Megan Thee (what?)

[00:53.29] Stallion if she would collab with me

[00:55.44] Would I really have a shot at a feat?

[00:57.03] I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like

[00:58.61] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)

[01:03.13] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)

[01:06.32] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)

[01:10.83] Just like that and I'm back, bro

[01:14.02] Now back in the days of old me (when?)

[01:15.61] Right around the time I became a dope fiend (oh)

[01:17.48] Ate some codeine as a way of coping (mm)

[01:19.34] Taste of opiates, case of O.E.

[01:21.19] Turned me into smiley face emoji (woo)

[01:23.31] My shit may not be age-appropriate

[01:25.17] But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy

[01:28.90] Plus I have zero doubts

[01:30.75] That this whole world's 'bout

[01:32.35] To turn into some girl scouts

[01:34.46] That censorship bureau's out to (shut me down)

[01:36.61] So when I started this verse

[01:37.80] It did start off lighthearted at first (hmm)

[01:40.09] But it feels like I'm targeted

[01:41.43] Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed

[01:44.07] Look what I pocketed

[01:45.45] Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and

[01:48.11] I've been runnin' at full speed

[01:49.69] And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and

[01:51.55] I'm the fight y'all get in

[01:52.97] When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when

[01:55.36] I step up to that mic, cock it then

[01:57.48] "Oh my God, it's him, not again"

[01:59.36] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)

[02:03.34] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)

[02:06.79] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)

[02:11.58] Just like that and I'm back, bro (break it down)

[02:15.02] Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say (if what?)

[02:18.75] If he could see the way shit is today (look at this shit, man)

[02:22.72] He'd probably say that everything is gay (like happy)

[02:26.23] What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)

[02:29.16] So how many little kids still wanna act like me?

[02:31.79] I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (yeah)

[02:33.67] And that's why these (what?)

[02:34.45] Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (bzz)

[02:37.38] In the coupe, leaning back my seat (what?)

[02:38.72] Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (uh), the black guy (guy) pees (haha, pees)

[02:41.65] In my Air Max 90s

[02:42.77] White Ts, walkin' parental advisory

[02:45.17] My transgender cat's Siamese (why?)

[02:46.76] Identifies as Black, but acts Chinese

[02:48.61] Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (what?)

[02:50.48] The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (yeah)

[02:52.34] How can I explain to you (what?)

[02:53.66] That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)

[02:55.51] I hop on tracks like a kangaroo

[02:57.39] And say a few things or two to anger you

[02:59.25] But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit

[03:01.90] Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it

[03:03.76] Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick

[03:05.61] You male cross-dresser, fake-ass bitch

[03:07.73] And I'll probably get shit for that (watch)

[03:09.34] But you can all suck my dick, in fact

[03:10.92] Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you

[03:13.58] Fuck my own kids, they're brats (fuck 'em)

[03:15.43] They can screw off (yeah), them and you all (uh)

[03:17.38] You too, Paul (punk), got two balls

[03:18.96] Big as RuPaul's (whoa)

[03:20.04] What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (nah)

[03:22.16] 'Cause you're never gon' see me

[03:23.00] Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen (no)

[03:25.93] Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini

[03:27.78] I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving like

[03:30.16] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)

[03:34.15] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)

[03:37.61] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)

[03:41.85] Just like that and I'm back, bro