Bo_Burnham_-_1985_(Hydr0.org)
[00:03.21] He's a really cool guy, he's got a cool shirt
[00:06.40] He's got cool shoes, did I mention the shirt?
[00:09.59] If you ever got the chance to meet him
[00:11.98] You'd know why I want to be him
[00:15.69] He walks into a room
[00:16.50] And everyone respects him (everyone respects him)
[00:18.35] He reads the news
[00:19.19] And doesn't let that shit affect him (let that shit affect him)
[00:21.58] He's really happy, he's thrilled to be alive
[00:24.25] His name is any white guy in 1985
[00:27.38] White guy, 1985 (1985)
[00:30.84] White guy, 1985 (1985)
[00:33.75] White guy, 1985 (1985)
[00:36.94] White guy, 1985 (1985)
[00:39.84] He's got a job and a family, how does he do it?
[00:42.76] Balances work with his wife's underwhelming cooking
[00:46.49] He's got all the answers that I wanna know
[00:49.42] How can I be what I am, but 40 years ago? Gee-whiz
[00:52.09] He got it, and he flaunts, I am the thing he is
[00:55.54] But he isn't when I walk, I guess it's true that
[00:58.20] Some people really got to fight to survive
[01:01.12] And some people are white guys in 1985
[01:04.18] White guy, 1985 (1985)
[01:07.64] White guy, 1985 (1985)
[01:10.55] White guy, 1985 (1985)
[01:13.75] White guy, 1985 (1985)
[01:16.38] Wait
[01:18.42] It wasn't easy being any white guy in 1985
[01:24.41] Some white guys were living through the AIDS crisis
[01:29.39] Some white guys were Italian
[01:34.98] And I'm not saying it's hard being a white guy now
[01:39.38] I've misspoke
[01:41.11] I don't mean to lump a group of people in a hive
[01:44.30] I think I just meant my Dad in 1985
[01:47.42] My Dad in 1985 (my Dad)
[01:50.87] My father, 1985 (Papa)
[01:53.53] My Dad, 1985
[01:56.94] Scott Burnham, 1985 (Scott)
[02:00.14] I wanna be my dad (Scott, my father, 1985)
[02:03.33] I wanna be my dad in the '80s (Scott, my Dad, 1985)
[02:08.60] My oblivious white dad in the mid-80s (Scott Burnham, 1985)
[02:12.72] My dad was an oblivious white guy (general contractor, my father, 1985)
[02:15.51] My Dad was happier than I am
[02:18.35] If I could be anybody dead or alive
[02:21.27] I would wanna be my dad in 1985
