Unfair coronation
[00:11.71] Jacked up on Red Bull, I got wings
[00:13.31] See if you can dodge all of my things
[00:13.83] Listen to just how fast I can sing
[00:15.16] About my unfair brawl!
[00:18.62] I just took twenty cups of caffeine
[00:21.00] Now within me flows the power of meme
[00:23.40] Come on and SLAM! Welcome to the JAM!
[00:24.47] 'Cuz I'm too hyper, I'll go ham
[00:26.32] You'll fall to my balls
[00:29.24] I'm the Magolor Soul, and I have appeared
[00:32.16] Beams and fire shall strike you with fear
[00:34.56] Watch me fly and describe all my attacks
[00:36.94] And tell you you're gonna die by my hand!
[00:39.87] I have magic spheres that I'll throw at you
[00:42.26] Revolution flames that spell your doom
[00:44.91] In each human, there's a skeleton
[00:47.32] That's waiting to еscape
[00:47.85] So buy Gem Apples for $39.99
[00:49.72] Bеfore it's much too late!
[00:52.11] Capitalism!
[00:53.17] I am Magolor Soul
[00:56.35] And I'm going to kill you
[00:58.22] Now I'm gonna sing
[01:00.61] About just how that I'll do!
[01:04.06] You think that this is an unfair mod?
[01:06.72] Too bad! You signed up to fight a god!
[01:09.37] Now face my BEAM ATTACK, you clod!
[01:11.50] It's a funny Failboat reference! (subscribe to Failboat)
[01:14.15] United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
[01:15.48] Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
[01:16.82] Republic Dominican, Cuba (Caribbean)
[01:17.89] Greenland, El Salvador, too!
[01:19.74] These are the places I will conquer
[01:21.87] The moment I finally beat you!
[01:24.79] I had sugar by the ton before this fight!
[01:27.19] I can pound you all night how I like!
[01:30.10] Five-Hour Energy is all that I need
[01:32.49] To clobber that there Kirby
[01:35.94] Magolor Soul is going to bring the pain
[01:38.09] That your feeble mortal eyes never did see!
[01:46.59] Also, Sakurai better put me in the next Smash game!
[01:51.64] Da, da delelelelele da-da dah, dah
[01:54.02] Da-da-da dah, dah, dah, dah
[01:55.35] We are number one! HEY!
[01:57.21] Da, da delelelelele da-da dah, dah
[01:59.87] Da-da-da dah, dah, dah, dah
[02:00.14] We are number one!
[02:02.52] Ra-ta-ta-ta, ta, don't pee on the floor!
[02:04.92] Here's a little lesson in memery
[02:07.57] This is going down in history!
[02:10.23] If you wanna be Overlord Number One
[02:12.88] You have to trick a Kirby, get the Master Crown!
[02:15.81] I gotta cover up this part with my song
[02:20.06] So we don't get copyright claimed!
[02:21.38] What do you mean all of the lyrics are wrong?
[02:24.83] SCREW YOU
[02:26.43] I had way too many Easter M&Ms
[02:31.74] Those tasty chocolate nuggies
[02:32.80] Now all of my moves are much, much faster than
[02:34.40] My unedited base-game form
[02:36.26] They copied me in the remake
[02:36.79] I cannot believe!
[02:39.98] You think that I'll run out of breath?
[02:42.64] This party don't stop 'till your death!
[02:45.29] Not many cool things rhyme with "breath"
[02:47.15] Now THAT'S what I call unfair!
[02:50.62] Oh no, here comes more copyright!
[02:53.29] Content ID's too hard to fight!
[02:55.93] I already used up the word "fight"
[02:58.32] This writing has me tearing out my hair!
[03:00.97] Yare yare daze, it's time to show
[03:06.56] The power of my Stand
[03:08.68] It's my cup of Joe...jo!
[03:11.87] You thought this song was already over
[03:13.99] But you're wrong, it's me Magolor!
[03:17.46] I'm starting to run out of ideas for memes
[03:20.64] So it's time for me to end scene!
[03:22.51] I promise Two Planets Approaching the Roche Limit
[03:24.90] Is being worked on
[03:27.28] So please be patient!
[03:29.67] YOU FOOL!
[03:30.48] THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
[03:32.07] NNNNYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAA-
[03:33.40] -hello, everybody, my name is Magoloriplier
[03:35.26] And welcome back to Five Nights at Freddy's
[03:36.06] *(kirbo slap)* a-
