26-Legendary

[00:15.30] It's just me, myself, and I

[00:18.48] Stuck in my bedroom, living in this world you left behind

[00:23.53] Dreaming of all these monsters that I'll never get to fight

[00:28.31] But boy, I wish I could, so I could bring the world some light

[00:34.15] Cause I'm stuck with your stories

[00:36.28] But no clue who you are

[00:39.20] And no idea if you're dead or just too far

[00:44.25] Somebody tell me, come and give me a sign

[00:49.56] If I fight those monsters, is it you I'll find?

[00:54.61] If so, then

[00:55.94] Give me sirens and a cyclops

[00:58.32] Give me giants and a hydra

[01:00.18] I know life and fate are scary

[01:02.57] But I wanna be legendary

[01:06.02] I'll fight the harpies and chimeras

[01:08.42] The Minotaur, even Cerberus

[01:10.28] I know life and fate are scary

[01:12.67] But I wanna be l-l-l-l-legendary

[01:16.12] There are strangers in our halls

[01:19.04] Trying to win the heart of my mom

[01:21.70] But she is standing tall

[01:24.35] 108 old faces of men who call me small

[01:29.40] They keep taking space and it's not much longer we can stall

[01:35.00] Cause they're getting impatient, dangerous too

[01:39.78] And I would fight them if I was half as strong as you

[01:45.09] Somebody help me, come and give me the strength

[01:50.13] Can I do whatever it takes to keep my mom safe?

[01:55.18] If so, then

[01:56.52] Give me sirens and a cyclops

[01:58.90] Give me giants and a hydra

[02:01.00] I know life and fate are scary

[02:03.39] But I wanna be legendary

[02:06.32] I'll fight the harpies and chimeras

[02:08.98] The Minotaur, even Cerberus

[02:11.10] I know life and fate are scary

[02:13.49] But I wanna be legendary

[02:16.68] Where is he?

[02:18.00] Where is the man who'll have you to wife? Oh

[02:21.73] Where is he? Where is the man with whom you'll spend your life?

[02:25.44] Cause it's been 20 years

[02:27.83] 20 years

[02:29.17] And we still have no king

[02:31.28] Give me a chance, a single opportunity and

[02:33.55] I'll overcome these obstacles and scrutiny and

[02:36.21] Boy

[02:38.60] When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?

[02:41.25] Oh

[02:43.11] Why don't you open her room so we can have fun with her?

[02:46.30] Don't you dare call my mother a tramp

[02:50.55] Oh

[02:52.73] I just did

[02:54.32] Whatchu gonna do about it, champ?

[02:58.71] Somebody tell me

[03:01.90] Come and give me a sign

[03:05.35] If I fight this monster

[03:07.74] Is it you I'll find?