Candy Store
[00:01.67] Are we gonna have a problem?
[00:03.38] Did zombies eat your brain?
[00:05.13] You've come so far
[00:06.67] Why now are you yanking on my chain?
[00:09.17] I'd normally slap your face off
[00:10.50] And everyone here could watch
[00:12.38] But I'm feeling nice
[00:13.69] Here's some advice
[00:15.39] Listen up, biatch!
[00:22.74] I like!
[00:23.84] Lookin' hot
[00:24.75] Buying stuff they cannot
[00:26.40] I like!
[00:27.70] Drinkin' hard
[00:28.96] Maxin' Dad's credit card
[00:31.23] I like!
[00:31.80] Skippin' gym
[00:32.26] Scaring her
[00:32.57] Screwing him
[00:33.51] I like!
[00:33.99] Killer clothes
[00:34.78] Kickin' nerds in the nose!
[00:36.50] If you lack the deuce
[00:37.79] Go play duck duck goose
[00:39.90] Let your mommy fix you ice cream
[00:42.03] Woah!
[00:43.49] Or come hang with me
[00:44.79] And tonight we'll be
[00:46.58] Dirty dancing with the football team
[00:49.02] Woah!
[00:49.80] Woah!
[00:50.56] Woah!
[00:51.70] Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
[00:55.01] Welcome to my candy store
[00:58.41] It's time for you to prove
[01:00.26] You're not a loser anymore
[01:02.00] Then step into my candy store
[01:07.97] Guys fall
[01:09.03] At your feet
[01:09.81] Pay the check
[01:11.27] Help you cheat
[01:12.75] All you
[01:13.78] Need to know
[01:14.97] Some dead weight
[01:16.98] Has to go
[01:18.04] That freak's
[01:18.51] Not your friend
[01:19.00] I can tell in the end
[01:21.73] If she
[01:22.34] Had your shot
[01:22.55] She would leave you to rot
[01:23.53] ‘Course if you don't care
[01:24.74] Fine! Go braid her hair
[01:25.99] Maybe Sesame Street is on
[01:27.48] Woah!
[01:28.72] Or forget the creep
[01:30.25] And get in my jeep
[01:32.25] Let's go tear up someone's lawn
[01:35.04] See, you don't have it
[01:36.07] Watch this!
[01:37.81] Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
[01:40.73] Welcome to my candy store
[01:44.24] You just gotta prove
[01:45.98] You're not a doorknob anymore
[01:47.72] Then step into my candy store
[01:50.58] You can join the team
[01:56.74] Or you can bitch and moan
[01:58.50] You can live the dream
[02:00.07] (TONI)
[02:00.39] Or you can die alone
[02:01.72] You can fly with eagles
[02:03.46] Or if you prefer
[02:05.05] Keep on testing me
[02:06.48] And end up like her
[02:08.48] Woahhh
[02:11.53] Honey, whatcha waitin' for
[02:13.24] Shut up Toni!
[02:14.49] Step into my candy store
[02:18.02] Time for you to prove
[02:19.72] You're not a lame ass anymore
[02:21.34] Then step into my candy store
[02:24.06] It's my candy store
[02:26.23] It's my candy
[02:27.78] It's my candy store
[02:29.49] It's my candy
[02:30.94] It's my candy store
[02:32.77] It's my candy store
