Bad meets evil

[00:00.85] I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts

[00:03.77] You know, there's a story behind that there saloon

[00:08.29] 20 years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over

[00:14.13] Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em

[00:16.52] Quickest damn gun-slingers I've ever seen

[00:21.84] Got murdered in cold-blood

[00:24.49] That old saloon there was their little home away from home

[00:29.28] They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern

[00:33.79] And on a quiet night, you can still hear

[00:36.71] The footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da 5'9"

[00:39.87] I don't speak, I float in the air, wrapped in a sheet

[00:42.26] I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat

[00:44.92] I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph

[00:47.31] And the noise is spread

[00:48.37] Picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (Uhh)

[00:50.50] Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed

[00:53.15] 'Til the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead

[00:55.54] Told him each one of his boys is dead (Ohh)

[00:57.40] I asked him to come to the dark side

[00:59.53] He made a choice and said (Yo)

[01:00.59] Who hard? Yo, I done heard worse

[01:01.92] We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other

[01:04.31] To see which one'll swerve first

[01:05.64] Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity

[01:08.03] Holds that of a globe on top of nine other planets

[01:10.42] Kissed the cheek of the Devil, intelligence level

[01:13.08] Is hellier than treble peakin' on speakers in the ghetto

[01:15.73] Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of an atheist

[01:18.12] Interceptin' missiles with my bare hands like a patriot

[01:20.78] One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse

[01:23.44] In my past life, when the black knight mounted the white horse

[01:25.56] And stay over-worked, it's like the Nazis and the Nation

[01:28.48] Collaboratin', attemptin' to take over the Earth

[01:30.87] 'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil

[01:33.00] We hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people

[01:35.92] He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal

[01:38.58] Above the law 'cause I don't agree with police either

[01:40.97] Shit, me neither

[01:42.00] We ain't eager to be legal

[01:43.60] So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle

[01:45.99] I breathe ether in three lethal amounts

[01:48.38] While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle (Ahh)

[01:50.77] Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezin' range

[01:53.43] Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezin' rain

[01:56.35] (He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up

[01:59.01] And I'm pissed off, 'cause I can't find a decent vein

[02:01.40] The disaster with dreads, I'm bad enough to commit suicide

[02:03.53] And survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead

[02:06.43] When in danger, it's funny, actually my flavor's similar to a waiter

[02:09.35] 'Cause I serve any stranger with money

[02:11.74] I spray a hundred, man, until they joint chains

[02:13.86] While slippin' bullets at point-blank range like they was punches

[02:16.79] Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral

[02:19.18] Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it

[02:21.83] Whippin' human ass, throwin' blows, crackin' jaws

[02:23.96] With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass

[02:26.61] I'm blazin' emcees, at the same time amazin' emcees

[02:28.74] Somehow, emcees ain't that eyebrow-raisin' to me

[02:31.66] From all of angles of us, flash a MAC loud enough

[02:34.05] To cast a avalanche and bust 'til volcanoes erupt

[02:36.98] Hello? (Billy?)

[02:38.56] Ayo, what’s up? (We're comin' to get you)

[02:40.42] Stop, they know it's us

[02:41.73] I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (Uh-uh)

[02:44.12] I'm the one who burned your house down (Oh)

[02:45.71] Well, I'm out now (Shit)

[02:47.04] And this time, I'm comin' back to blow your house up

[02:49.43] And I ain't gon' leave you with a window to jump out of

[02:52.09] Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms

[02:54.48] And you won't see me, like fat people in steam rooms

[02:56.87] And when I go to hell and I'm gettin' ready to leave

[02:59.26] I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe

[03:01.92] 'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil

[03:04.31] And we hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people

[03:06.96] He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal

[03:09.62] Against peaceful, see you in Hell for the sequel

[03:12.28] (We'll be waiting) See you in Hell (Uh-huh)

[03:15.99] Wall Street (Yup), Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady (Uh)

[03:21.57] See you in Hell for the sequel (Bye-bye)

[03:24.49] Bad Meets Evil, what? (Until next time)

[03:33.26] And so, that's the story of when Bad meets Evil

[03:36.97] Two of the most wanted individuals in the county

[03:39.90] Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens

[03:45.47] It's too bad they had to go out the way they did

[03:48.93] Got shot in the back comin' out of that old saloon

[03:53.97] But their spirits still live on 'til this day

[03:57.69] Shh, wait, did y'all hear that?