D12 - My Band

[00:01.47] I don't know dude

[00:03.33] I think everybody's all jealous and shit

[00:05.73] 'Cause I'm like, the lead singer of the band, dude

[00:08.66] And I think everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me, dude

[00:12.16] And they need to take it up with me after the show

[00:14.55] Because

[00:15.87] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:19.59] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:23.59] 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

[00:27.56] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:31.28] So I get off stage, right, drop the mic

[00:33.41] Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like

[00:35.27] "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady

[00:37.40] I'm the lead singer of D12, baby"

[00:39.25] They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him"

[00:41.39] "Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem"

[00:43.25] "I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock"

[00:45.40] "Please, Marshall, please let me suck your cock"

[00:47.26] Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

[00:49.38] Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

[00:51.51] All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes

[00:53.37] Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

[00:55.23] So like every single night they pick a fight with me

[00:57.39] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

[00:59.25] 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me

[01:01.37] Dude, I just think you're tryna steal the light from me

[01:03.50] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

[01:05.09] 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be

[01:07.26] This rock star shit, it's the life for me

[01:09.12] And all the other guys just despise me because these

[01:11.51] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[01:15.49] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[01:20.01] 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

[01:23.47] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[01:26.93] My band, my band, my band, my band

[01:30.91] My band, my band, my band, my band

[01:35.16] My band

[01:36.85] Alright, okay, alright

[01:38.99] Give me the mic, man

[01:40.57] Okay, come on, man

[01:41.39] You need to give me this mic (ah, yeah)

[01:42.71] You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?

[01:45.38] ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools

[01:47.49] Smash these vocals and do a performance

[01:49.35] But we in the van and he in a tour bus

[01:51.48] You don't want my autograph, you's a liar

[01:53.35] And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you were Kuniva)

[01:55.47] And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

[01:57.33] 'Cause our shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal

[01:59.45] See I know how to rap, see it's simple but

[02:01.31] All I did was read a Russell Simmons book

[02:03.46] So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map

[02:05.04] Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

[02:06.91] Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit

[02:09.36] Yeah, I know, man, by himself, taking all the flicks

[02:11.21] Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?

[02:13.09] No, I had an interview not you two

[02:15.21] You gon' be late for soundcheck, man, I ain't going to soundcheck

[02:17.61] And our mics are screwed up, and his always sound best

[02:19.48] You know what, man? I'ma say somethin'

[02:21.60] Ayo Em, you got somethin' to say? Man, nothin'

[02:23.46] I thought you was about to tell him off, man, what's up?

[02:25.32] Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up

[02:27.17] And you ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew

[02:29.31] Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear

[02:31.20] Aw, man, whatever, I swear, man

[02:32.26] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[02:35.46] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[02:39.71] 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

[02:43.43] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[02:47.44] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not

[02:49.32] Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks

[02:51.17] How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot?

[02:53.07] I should cut his mic off when the music starts

[02:55.20] (Ayo it's-) ready to snap on a dumbass fan

[02:57.59] Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band"

[02:59.17] We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments

[03:01.31] So why he gettin' ninety and we only get ten percent?

[03:03.20] And these guys acting funny every area code

[03:05.33] Proof, carry my bag, bitch, carry your own

[03:07.19] Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

[03:09.33] Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?

[03:11.18] Goddamn it, I'm sick of this group (fuck D12)

[03:13.32] Time for me to go solo and make some loot (yeah)

[03:15.17] I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

[03:17.32] 'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack (take this)

[03:19.20] "Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back

[03:21.58] "Superman" video, uh, I was in the back

[03:23.45] For the media, I got some suggestions

[03:25.32] Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions

[03:27.44] Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?"

[03:29.31] (But what about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded?

[03:31.44] Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group

[03:33.83] Big-ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)

[03:35.69] 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff

[03:37.57] Did two and a half and couldn't get up (uh)

[03:39.18] Fuck D12, I'm outta this band

[03:41.33] I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne

[03:43.19] Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?

[03:50.10] And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name (man, fuck this)

[03:59.42] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[04:03.67] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (fuck Marshall)

[04:07.65] 'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (yeah)

[04:11.37] All because I'm the new lead-

[04:14.82] My band, my band (your band)

[04:16.95] My band, my band (our band, your band)

[04:19.07] My band, my band (you man, you man)

[04:20.66] My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shante, you lesbian)

[04:24.40] Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12

[04:31.65] I'm the lead singer of my band

[04:32.98] I get all the girls to take off their underpants

[04:35.11] I'm the lead singer of my band

[04:36.98] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[04:39.36] My salsa, whoa

[04:41.77] Look out for my next single, it's called, "My Salsa"

[04:45.23] My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa

[04:47.63] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[04:50.02] And take off their underpants

[04:51.34] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[04:53.77] And take off their underpants

[04:55.35] My salsa

[04:56.95] Where'd everybody go?