Party Favor

[00:07.38] Hey, leave a message

[00:13.54] Hey - call me back when you get this

[00:19.44] Or when you've got a minute

[00:22.93] We really need to talk

[00:27.93] Wait - you know what

[00:30.94] Maybe just forget it

[00:33.94] 'Cause by the time you get this

[00:37.68] Your number might be blocked

[00:42.69] "Stay" and "bla bla bla"

[00:48.93] You just want what you can't have

[00:56.94] No way

[00:59.94] I'll call the cops

[01:03.93] If you don't stop, I'll call your dad

[01:11.69] And I hate to do this to you on your birthday

[01:18.60] Happy birthday by the way

[01:26.10] "It's not you, it's me" and all that other bullshit

[01:33.85] You know that's bullshit

[01:36.99] Don'tcha', babe?

[01:42.75] I'm not your party favor

[01:49.14] Look - now I know, we could've done it better

[01:55.28] But we can't change the weather

[01:59.28] When the weather's come and gone

[02:03.92] Books don't make sense if you read 'em backwards

[02:10.18] You'll single out the wrong words

[02:13.93] Like you mishear all my songs

[02:18.07] You hear "stay" and "bla bla bla"

[02:24.48] You just want what you can't have

[02:32.97] No way

[02:35.98] I'll call the cops

[02:39.97] If you don't stop, I'll call your dad

[02:47.38] And I hate to do this to you on your birthday

[02:54.38] Happy birthday by the way

[03:01.88] "It's not you, it's me" and all that other bullshit

[03:09.63] You know that's bullshit

[03:13.13] Don'tcha', babe?

[03:18.13] I'm not your party favor