Elevator
[00:05.94] All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement… ha ha
[00:31.06] I'll meet you down there There once was a saying that I used to say
[00:31.86] Back in the day when I met Dre
[00:32.65] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
[00:35.58] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
[00:40.09] He's say "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him
[00:43.28] That's not happening, that I can't fathom
[00:44.34] Eighty-some million records worldwide later
[00:45.15] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator
[00:00.00] Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady
[00:00.00] You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touché me
[00:00.00] Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele
[00:00.00] Whoopsa-that-a-fucking-daisy
[00:00.00] That's a no-no even she knows dada's fucking crazy
[00:00.00] Fucking animal, cuckoo, bananas, fucking A B
[00:00.00] Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me
[00:00.00] Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby
[00:00.00] You may think it's 'cause of the way that I was brought up
[00:00.00] But it's all caught up to me now, karma's in the waters
[00:00.00] Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
[00:00.00] You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does
[00:00.00] You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started
[00:00.00] Now your brain's all haunted 'cause of all the shit you thought of
[00:00.00] Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
[00:00.00] I never thought it'd come to this, I ought to just be honest but
[00:00.00] There once was a saying that I used to say
[00:00.00] Back in the day when I met Dre
[00:00.00] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
[00:00.00] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
[00:00.00] He's say "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him
[00:00.00] That's not happening, that I can't fathom
[00:00.00] Eighty-some million records worldwide later
[00:00.00] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator
[00:00.00] Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert, and Aiken ain't gonna make it
[00:00.00] They get so mad, when I call them both faggots
[00:00.00] All these fucking voices in my head I can't take it
[00:00.00] Someone shut that fucking baby up, 'fore I shake it
[00:00.00] You're standing adjacent to Jason, slash, Leatherface, and
[00:00.00] Together makes 'em a fucking bad combination
[00:00.00] I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
[00:00.00] Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up his ass, hopped away
[00:00.00] Somebody please stop the patient, get the cops to mace him
[00:00.00] Homie, I'm the Scheiße, ask Doctor Dreizehn
[00:00.00] I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son
[00:00.00] No, not a-now, not a chance, not today son
[00:00.00] I can't believe I leave for one brief second
[00:00.00] And you pussies queef all over the rap game, naked
[00:00.00] And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stain, feck it
[00:00.00] I'll just keep saying the same exact saying, check it
[00:00.00] There once was a saying that I used to say
[00:00.00] Back in the day when I met Dre
[00:00.00] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
[00:00.00] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
[00:00.00] He's say "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him
[00:00.00] That's not happening, that I can't fathom
[00:00.00] Eighty-some million records worldwide later
[00:00.00] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator
[00:00.00] Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later
[00:00.00] I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I
[00:00.00] Thinking 'bout an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em
[00:00.00] Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper-sprayed 'em
[00:00.00] Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
[00:00.00] Or hideout, drive by my house and beep
[00:00.00] Like now motherfucker, try now to sleep
[00:00.00] Lie down fucker (baa), try countin' sheep
[00:00.00] And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef?
[00:00.00] Mace in your face bitch, cry now pussy
[00:00.00] This is my house, all nine thousand feet
[00:00.00] So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth
[00:00.00] Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top
[00:00.00] Stand above 'em, just to cut the fucking cable, let 'em drop
[00:00.00] Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop
[00:00.00] While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop!
[00:00.00] There once was a saying that I used to say
[00:00.00] Back in the day when I met Dre
[00:00.00] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
[00:00.00] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
[00:00.00] He's say "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him
[00:00.00] That's not happening, that I can't fathom
[00:00.00] Eighty-some million records worldwide later
[00:00.00] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator
[00:00.00] You fucking son of a bitch, I can't believe this shit
[00:00.00] This must be all that there is, this must be it
[00:00.00] Fucking-A even got a bidet
[00:00.00] To wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper
[00:00.00] Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off
[00:00.00] I can just toss a flying saucer in it
[00:00.00] The shit's awesome, yeah, fucking elevator
[00:00.00] Living in a house with a fucking elevator
