Welcome to the internet
[00:02.23] Have a look around
[00:04.10] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:07.54] We've got mountains of content
[00:09.66] Some better, some worse
[00:11.79] If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:15.77] Welcome to the internet
[00:17.63] Come and take a seat
[00:19.23] Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:22.95] There's no need to panic
[00:25.07] This isn't a test, haha
[00:27.73] Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
[00:30.91] Welcome to the internet
[00:33.04] What would you prefer?
[00:34.63] Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:38.62] Be happy
[00:39.68] Be horny
[00:40.48] Be bursting with rage
[00:42.87] We got a million different ways to engage
[00:46.32] Welcome to the internet
[00:48.45] Put your cares aside
[00:50.04] Here's a tip for straining pasta
[00:51.63] Here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:53.76] We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
[00:57.48] And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
[00:58.81] Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[01:01.20] Welcome to the internet
[01:02.79] Hold on to your socks
[01:04.12] 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
[01:07.30] They are grainy and off-putting
[01:09.17] He just sent you more
[01:11.02] Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
[01:13.68] See a man beheaded
[01:15.01] Get offended, see a shrink
[01:16.34] Show us pictures of your children
[01:17.66] Tell us every thought you think
[01:19.26] Start a rumor, buy a broom
[01:20.32] Or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:22.18] Or DM a girl and groom her
[01:23.51] Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
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[01:38.65] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:39.98] All of the time?
[01:41.30] A little bit of everything
[01:42.90] All of the time
[01:44.23] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:45.82] And boredom is a crime
[01:47.15] Anything and everything
[01:48.48] All of the time
[01:49.81] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:51.66] All of the time?
[01:52.99] A little bit of everything
[01:54.32] All of the time
[01:55.91] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:57.24] And boredom is a crime
[01:58.84] Anything and everything
[02:00.16] All of the time
[02:11.32] You know, it wasn't always like this
[02:19.02] Not very long ago
[02:22.21] Just before your time
[02:25.93] Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:33.37] This was catalogs
[02:35.49] Travel blogs
[02:37.88] A chat room or two
[02:41.07] We set our sights and spent our nights
[02:45.59] Waiting
[02:49.04] For you, you, insatiable you
[02:55.95] Mommy let you use her iPad
[03:00.20] You were barely two
[03:03.65] And it did all the things
[03:06.84] We designed it to do
[03:12.95] Now look at you, oh
[03:13.74] Look at you, you, you
[03:22.77] Unstoppable, watchable
[03:26.76] Your time is now
[03:28.62] Your inside's out
[03:30.48] Honey, how you grew
[03:34.20] And if we stick together
[03:37.65] Who knows what we'll do
[03:42.16] It was always the plan
[03:45.09] To put the world in your hand
[03:51.73] Hahaha
[04:01.29] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:03.95] All of the time
[04:06.60] A bit of everything
[04:08.99] All of the time
[04:11.65] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:14.04] And boredom is a crime
[04:16.70] Anything and everything
[04:19.09] All of the time
[04:20.41] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:22.01] All of the time
[04:23.34] A little bit of everything
[04:24.93] All of the time
[04:26.26] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:27.60] And boredom is a crime
[04:29.20] Anything and everything
[04:30.26] And anything and everything
[04:31.85] And anything and everything
[04:33.18] And all of the time
