Tom Cardy - Transcendental Cha Cha Cha

[00:00.59] Welcome to the interplanetary ballroom

[00:02.84] The only dance hall playing hits from the past, present and future temporal sector psychotaneously!

[00:09.65] A little warning to all our dancers tonight who only perceive in three dimensions, this next one's a bit of a doozie!

[00:15.66] Dance floor, cha-cha-cha

[00:17.09] Salsa, rumba

[00:18.81] Tango, mambo

[00:21.09] Bolero muy picante

[00:22.78] Spacetime, gravity

[00:24.75] Champagne, reality

[00:26.40] Move to the beat of the transcendental cha-cha-cha

[00:30.22] Right foot forward, spin to the left

[00:32.16] Look through time and witness your death

[00:34.14] Grab your partner by thе head

[00:35.82] And reveal to thеm the ultimate secret

[00:37.79] The multiverse is getting colder, cooler

[00:39.47] Still every universe somehow got Zumba

[00:41.45] The likelihood of that is 10 billion, 3 million

[00:43.17] 8 thousand, 5 hundred 28 to the power of 42

[00:45.68] Jump back in line

[00:47.04] Transcendental cha-cha time

[00:49.01] Forward, backward, take three steps

[00:50.69] Shimmy to the right, witness the void

[00:52.43] Void's got style, void can dance

[00:54.61] Void wears tearaway pants

[00:56.27] The void consumes all realities

[00:57.92] Which includes up 'til now 7 billion belinis

[01:00.93] But if you're too scared to dance

[01:01.79] Don't worry, just relax

[01:04.05] Close your eyes, open your mind

[01:06.02] Brace yourself and clap three times

[01:07.67] Somewhere out there, there's a planet just like yours

[01:11.02] A perfect carbon copy with a you that looks identical

[01:15.68] That looks and lives and breathes exactly just like you

[01:19.24] Except for one big difference

[01:20.88] This you is not shit scared to

[01:22.57] Hit the dance floor, cha-cha-cha

[01:24.55] Salsa, rumba

[01:26.27] Tango, mambo

[01:28.24] Fandango caliente!

[01:30.18] Spacetime, gravity

[01:32.19] Champagne, reality

[01:33.58] Move to the beat of the transcendental cha-cha-cha

[01:37.45] Slide to the left, witness perfection

[01:39.59] Slide to the right, nothing means anything

[01:41.61] Or anything means nothing, I get them mixed up

[01:43.87] Either way a reason to shake your butt-butt

[01:45.02] Second verse now, you're doing pretty well

[01:46.95] Following the beat can be hell

[01:48.84] The bridge, outro, double chorus, every possibility

[01:51.10] All playing simultaneously

[01:52.21] Sometimes this song, it sounds like [harsh noise]

[01:54.73] Sometimes this song, it sounds like (La-la)

[01:56.37] Lucky that today the you that's here

[01:58.35] Perceives a song that sounds like cha-cha

[02:00.27] Infinity is a long time

[02:01.96] Especially when you're waiting in the drinks line

[02:03.97] Existential thoughts assail ya

[02:06.22] At least now you got a margarita

[02:07.87] But now it's a dog, now it's a cat

[02:09.55] It's everything and nothing, it's a baseball bat

[02:11.53] Suddenly, you're standing on an alien planet

[02:13.21] Where cocktails haven't been invented yet (God damn it)

[02:15.43] (Blink!) Now you're an old french dandy

[02:16.83] (Blink!) Now you're made of cotton candy

[02:19.05] (Blink!) Now you're back in the club, a little less scared to shake your rump (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

[02:23.50] Now you can see what we see

[02:24.64] Now that you've been where we've been

[02:26.58] The music's always playing, from the start 'til end of time

[02:30.20] It's always playing in your mind

[02:31.64] Don't let it twist up your inside

[02:34.14] We can't stop the band from jamming in every reality

[02:37.72] They're playing rock, they're playing trance

[02:39.41] They're playing a string symphony

[02:41.06] But this is the only time in existence that we ever know so far

[02:45.14] That the song has sounded anything like a cha-cha

[02:52.22] Hit the dance floor, cha-cha-cha

[02:54.68] Salsa, Rumba

[02:56.32] Tango, Mambo

[02:58.22] Ricardo dobrando minha mente

[03:00.49] Spacetime, gravity

[03:02.17] Champagne, reality

[03:03.81] Move to the beat of the transcendental cha-cha-cha

[03:08.08] The universe is getting colder, cooler

[03:09.52] (Transcendental cha-cha-cha)

[03:11.46] Still every planet somehow got Zumba

[03:13.17] (Transcendental cha-cha-cha)

[03:15.11] Expand your music repertoire

[03:17.50] And eat your caviar like a neutron star

[03:20.68] Transcendental cha-cha-cha