_Weird Al_ Yankovic - Hardware Store

[00:15.44] Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town

[00:16.98] Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here

[00:19.04] I thought that I would go right out of my mind

[00:20.64] Until a friend told me the news

[00:23.09] He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot

[00:24.69] Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it

[00:26.65] And on that spot they're gonna build a shop

[00:28.44] Where we can go buy bolts and screws"

[00:30.71] Since then I've been walking on air (air)

[00:32.33] I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair

[00:34.16] 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care

[00:35.96] I've been waiting since last June

[00:38.56] For this day to finally arrive

[00:39.90] I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive

[00:41.86] 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside

[00:43.70] Well, I hope they open soon

[00:46.19] I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

[00:49.86] When are they gonna open up that door?

[00:53.68] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

[00:55.57] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

[00:57.22] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

[00:59.12] Hardware store

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[01:10.77] In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight

[01:12.16] Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out

[01:14.24] I pressed my nose right up against the glass

[01:15.96] You know, I had to be first in line

[01:18.32] Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom

[01:19.86] Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house

[01:22.18] See those hacksaws? Very, very soon

[01:23.56] One of them will be all mine

[01:26.15] Guys with nametags walking down the aisles

[01:27.43] Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles

[01:29.34] Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles

[01:31.30] All arranged alphabetically

[01:33.48] And they're doing a promotional stunt

[01:35.14] There's a great big purple sign out front

[01:36.79] That says every 27th customer

[01:38.73] Will get a ball peen hammer free

[01:41.18] I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

[01:45.21] When are they gonna open up that door?

[01:48.86] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

[01:50.45] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

[01:52.46] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

[01:54.22] Hardware store

[01:58.45] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

[01:59.93] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

[02:02.02] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

[02:03.94] Hardware store

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[02:18.50] (Would you look at all that stuff)

[02:22.50] They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

[02:24.51] Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

[02:26.63] Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

[02:28.43] BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

[02:30.49] Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

[02:32.68] Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters

[02:34.37] Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

[02:36.15] Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

[02:38.10] Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

[02:39.83] Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

[02:41.94] Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

[02:43.76] Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

[02:45.69] Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

[02:47.58] Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

[02:49.60] Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

[02:51.49] Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[02:53.46] I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

[02:57.34] When are they gonna open the door?

[03:00.99] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

[03:02.89] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

[03:04.73] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

[03:06.50] Hardware store

[03:10.56] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

[03:12.39] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

[03:14.17] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

[03:15.99] Hardware store

[03:19.94] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

[03:21.60] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

[03:23.71] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

[03:25.59] Hardware store

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