Lo-Fi

[00:00.45] I woke up this morning in a very unusual way

[00:06.03] Not bad, just warm and fuzzy, with a little bit of latency (Little latency)

[00:11.87] I went to the doctor, and this is what he said

[00:16.92] "Oh my God. How are you not dead?"

[00:21.17] Give it to me straight, doc

[00:22.23] "You're far too chill to be walkin' around" Uh-huh

[00:25.15] "Your heartbeat's so low that it's underground" Okay

[00:28.07] "Your vision's 8-bit, your brain's saturated" Ugh

[00:30.73] "I'm afraid, it's far too late" Tell me

[00:32.85] "You've gone"

[00:34.45] Lo-Fi

[00:36.31] Hey doctor, can you take my temperature real quick?

[00:40.03] Lo-Fi

[00:41.89] "You're a million degrees, but you're still cool as shit. Can you dig it?" I dig it

[00:45.87] Lo-Fi

[00:47.73] I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun

[00:51.71] And now I'm ready for a slow flight, in Lo-Fi

[00:57.03] I woke up this morning in a very unusual way

[01:02.34] Not bad, just tied to a chair in the basement of the C.I.A

[01:08.18] I see through the wa-alls

[01:10.31] 'Cause my vision's 8-bit x-ray

[01:13.24] My doctor: "I see you're still not dead"

[01:17.22] I'm acutely aware, doc

[01:18.81] "You see through walls with the power of 'ill" I know

[01:21.73] "Your muscles so distorted, you could compress steel" That's new

[01:24.39] "Your body's out of phase" What? "Your hands shoot vaporwaves" Oh yeah

[01:27.57] "I'm afraid that you could be great" Tell me

[01:29.43] "You've gone"

[01:30.24] Low Lo-Fi

[01:32.89] Hey doctor, can you stop me floating in my seat?

[01:35.81] Slow Lo-Fi

[01:38.46] "Your vibe's so laid back, you make gravity weak. Can you dig it?" I dig it

[01:42.18] Lo-Fi

[01:44.04] I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun

[01:48.03] But now I'm ready for a new life, as Lo-Fi

[01:53.60] "This just in! The rampaging super-cyclone that threatened to destroy downtown has been thrown into space by the hero known as Lo-Fi"

[02:03.43] Lo-Fi

[02:05.29] "Yes, if there's trouble afoot, he's never far from the scene

[02:09.01] But it remains to be seen if this chilled out fella can stay ice-cold"

[02:13.80] (Ay, ei, oh)

[02:16.18] I woke up this morning in a very unusual way

[02:21.23] Not bad, more like city-pop Tokyo traffic on a rainy day

[02:27.34] I turn on the TV, and this is what it said

[02:32.39] "Oh my god, supervillain tryna make us dead"

[02:37.96] "Humans of Earth, you are under attack

[02:40.62] And no-one is dope enough to fight me back

[02:43.54] Your armies all quit, your people subjugated

[02:46.46] I'm afraid, it's far too late"

[02:48.86] "Lay down and accept your fate"

[02:51.78] "It's seriously almost too late" Yo

[02:54.17] "Oh shit!"

[02:55.50] Lo-Fi

[02:57.35] Hey bad guy, do I have to harsh your buzz real quick?

[03:00.54] Slow Lo-Fi

[03:03.20] "You're a real big spliff, I'd prefer not to hit. Can you dig it?" I dig it

[03:06.92] Lo-Fi

[03:08.78] I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun

[03:12.76] But now I always find a little time to be

[03:16.75] Lo-Fi

[03:18.61] "He's done it again folks, Lo-Fi has saved the day!

[03:22.59] And not just that, it looks like he's going for a classic double chorus fade-out!"

[03:28.17] Lo-Fi

[03:30.03] "In all my three albums, I've never seen anything like it

[03:33.21] And if anyone can pull off such a funky groove, it's Lo-Fi

[03:37.20] And what's this? It looks like our hero is pulling out..."

[03:39.59] Lo-Fi

[03:40.65] "The Clavichord, this late in the fade-out? I don't believe it folks!

[03:45.17] But I guess that's why he's the best and I'm just an uptight reporter guy"

[03:50.75] Lo-Fi

[03:52.34] "That's right, I haven't seen my kids in three weeks

[03:57.92] My voice is kind of John Mulaney, it's getting more John Mulaney

[04:02.96] I am doing a John Mulaney impersonation now

[04:06.42] Eh, you can't hear it very well 'cause the music's almost quiet

[04:10.14] But I'm very John Mulaney"

[04:13.32] Lo-Fi