Everyday Normal Guy 2

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[00:11.90] You want some more of this, bitch?

[00:18.80] Back in the heezy

[00:21.46] We could do this all year long

[00:24.65] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another

[00:26.51] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[00:33.69] I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover

[00:35.29] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[00:37.94] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper

[00:40.33] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[00:43.26] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

[00:45.65] I was walking down the street just the other day

[00:48.30] I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way

[00:50.96] "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say

[00:53.62] But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake

[00:56.27] So I put my head down, and I just walked away

[00:58.93] I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great

[01:01.59] Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play

[01:04.51] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass

[01:07.16] Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life

[01:09.55] I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night

[01:12.48] To be productive at work, I got to be well rested

[01:15.40] Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said

[01:21.51] I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter

[01:22.83] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[01:25.76] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters

[01:28.15] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[01:31.07] I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater

[01:33.73] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[01:36.65] And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan

[01:39.31] I'm from a lower-middle class family

[01:41.43] Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

[01:44.35] I have good memories from my childhood, bitch

[01:47.27] My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch

[01:49.66] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long

[01:52.32] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog

[01:54.98] And then I played with my motherfucker all day long

[01:57.63] About ten times a day, man, all year long

[02:00.29] My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it

[02:02.94] Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic

[02:06.13] Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you

[02:11.18] Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye

[02:13.83] Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die

[02:17.29] Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy

[02:18.88] Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry

[02:21.80] Like that time in grade three, when a girl called me Stupid Face

[02:24.73] She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?

[02:27.38] Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?

[02:29.77] A person could be stupid, but a face? That's impossible

[02:35.09] Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it

[02:35.62] Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit

[02:42.26] When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher

[02:43.06] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[02:46.24] When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather

[02:48.37] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[02:51.02] I like the first Back To The Future, but the second one was better

[02:53.68] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[02:56.33] I like red peppers better than the green ones

[02:59.26] Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher

[03:06.16] Mine broke about six months ago, motherfucker

[03:15.46] Go, go, go, go, go shawty

[03:17.85] It's your birthday

[03:18.38] Go party like it's your birthday

[03:20.24] I wasn't invited, but it's okay

[03:23.16] I'll just stay at home and play some video games