Nelson_mixed

[00:09.40] My heart,

[00:11.95] my love,

[00:14.09] my life

[00:16.01] is his

[00:17.87] alone

[00:20.26] But if,

[00:22.12] but if, but if the truth

[00:26.71] be known

[00:30.73] My hero must stand on a box in our love scenes

[00:36.59] God, does he act like a lox in our love scenes

[00:41.10] Oh, Nelson, what your putting me through

[00:49.87] And all of his notes above B flat verbotten

[00:54.38] And all of his notes below B flat are rotten

[00:59.16] Oh, Nelson, Don't call me, I'll call you

[01:07.66] His love making casts such a pall

[01:11.91] It's not hard to sleep through at all

[01:16.16] His vocal chords carry insurance by Lloyd's

[01:20.94] and so I might add,

[01:23.60] should his adenoids

[01:28.21] The lights wilt his hairdo

[01:31.84] on camera he'll primp

[01:34.23] and quite frankly, his hair isn't all that goes limp.

[01:39.01] Darling Nelson

[01:42.20] How incredibly boring, that's not singing

[01:48.04] it's snoring!

[01:51.23] What your putting me through!

[01:59.23] A picture of strength, and good breeding.

[02:02.42] of course

[02:03.75] and of passion and warmth,

[02:06.15] (I'm discussing his horse)

[02:08.81] Darling Nelson

[02:11.47] don't call me, I'll call you

[02:17.36] A symbol of virtue and class

[02:21.39] America's sweethearts my ass

[02:25.70] "A pair made in heaven," the fans love to say

[02:29.99] but each time we kiss

[02:32.40] I swear that he's gay.

[02:37.78] In film after film after film I betrothed him,

[02:43.38] we snuggled and smooched,

[02:45.83] and oh God, how I loathed him.

[02:48.74] My Nelson,

[02:51.13] oh so calming

[02:52.74] you'll never

[02:55.38] need embalming

[02:57.51] Oh Nelson, what you're putting

[03:04.18] me

[03:10.06] through!