[00:11.38] I took her out, it was a Friday night
[00:14.62] I wore cologne to get the feeling right
[00:17.54] We started making out
[00:19.13] And she took off my pants
[00:20.46] But then I turned on the TV
[00:23.38] And that's about the time she walked away from me
[00:26.57] Nobody likes you when you're 23
[00:29.49] And are still more amused by TV shows
[00:32.42] What the hell is ADD?
[00:33.74] My friends say I should act my age
[00:35.88] What's my age again?
[00:37.49] What's my age again?
[00:41.74] Then later on, on the drive home
[00:44.93] I called her mom from a payphone
[00:47.85] I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
[00:51.04] This state looks down on sodomy
[00:53.69] And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
[00:56.88] Nobody likes you when you're 23
[01:00.07] And are still more amused by prank phone calls
[01:02.73] What the hell is call ID?
[01:04.35] My friends say I should act my age
[01:06.47] What's my age again?
[01:08.07] What's my age again?
[01:31.97] And that's about the time she walked away from me
[01:35.43] Nobody likes you when you're 23
[01:38.61] And you still act like you're in freshman year
[01:41.27] What the hell is wrong with me?
[01:42.60] My friends say I should act my age
[01:44.46] (What's my age again?)
[01:45.78] And that's about the time that she broke up with me
[01:49.24] No one should take themselves so seriously (please stay with me)
[01:52.16] With many years ahead to fall in line (please stay with me)
[01:55.08] Why would you wish that on me?
[01:56.41] I never wanna act my age (please stay with me)
[01:58.80] What's my age again?
[02:00.40] What's my age again?
[02:14.21] What's my age again?
