SpotifyMate.com - The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

[00:01.62] May I have your attention, please?

[00:04.86] May I have your attention, please?

[00:07.86] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

[00:11.11] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

[00:16.36] We're gonna have a problem here

[00:17.86] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

[00:20.11] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

[00:22.36] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before

[00:24.60] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)

[00:27.11] It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding

[00:29.62] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

[00:32.11] And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots

[00:34.61] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)

[00:36.61] Feminist women love Eminem

[00:37.86] "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him

[00:40.61] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what

[00:43.10] Flippin' the you-know-who"

[00:44.36] "Yeah, but he's so cute though"

[00:45.62] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

[00:47.86] But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

[00:50.12] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

[00:52.61] But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

[00:54.86] "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

[00:57.11] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

[00:59.36] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[01:01.36] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

[01:03.86] Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

[01:05.86] By the time they hit fourth grade

[01:07.36] They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?

[01:08.60] We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals

[01:11.60] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[01:13.62] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[01:15.62] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[01:17.38] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

[01:20.12] Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

[01:22.37] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

[01:24.38] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[01:26.62] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[01:29.12] Please stand up, please stand up?

[01:31.37] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

[01:33.62] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[01:35.87] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[01:38.37] Please stand up, please stand up?

[01:40.62] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

[01:42.87] Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too

[01:45.38] You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

[01:47.12] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

[01:49.88] "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

[01:52.12] Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?

[01:54.37] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?

[01:56.62] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

[01:58.87] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

[02:01.37] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[02:03.62] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

[02:05.62] "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"

[02:07.87] I should download her audio on MP3

[02:10.38] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)

[02:12.62] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups

[02:15.13] All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you

[02:17.37] And there's a million of us just like me

[02:19.62] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me

[02:21.88] Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me

[02:24.12] And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

[02:26.63] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

[02:28.86] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[02:31.12] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[02:33.62] Please stand up, please stand up?

[02:35.63] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

[02:37.87] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[02:40.36] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[02:42.88] Please stand up, please stand up?

[02:44.86] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you

[02:47.37] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room

[02:49.61] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all

[02:52.38] And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all

[02:54.37] I just get on the mic and spit it

[02:56.62] And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it

[02:58.62] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

[03:00.87] Then you wonder, "how can

[03:01.86] Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"

[03:03.62] It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty

[03:05.87] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

[03:07.89] Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens

[03:10.12] And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

[03:12.86] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking

[03:14.62] He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

[03:17.13] Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"

[03:20.37] With his windows down and his system up

[03:21.88] So will the real Shady please stand up

[03:24.12] And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

[03:26.37] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

[03:28.87] And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[03:31.13] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

[03:33.12] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[03:35.36] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[03:37.87] Please stand up, please stand up?

[03:40.12] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

[03:42.13] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[03:44.37] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[03:47.13] Please stand up, please stand up?

[03:49.12] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

[03:51.62] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[03:53.63] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[03:56.37] Please stand up, please stand up?

[03:58.38] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

[04:00.62] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[04:03.12] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[04:05.37] Please stand up, please stand up?

[04:08.12] Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

[04:12.37] Fuck it, let's all stand up