I Don't Belong In This Club

[00:09.43] Some guy skipped in front of me

[00:11.18] Can't believe I paid an entry fee

[00:13.44] And I don’t even got the energy

[00:15.18] To smile for a selfie

[00:17.19] And I know that I should go home

[00:19.43] But I'm still standing here so

[00:21.68] I guess one more for the road

[00:23.70] I wanna raise a toast so

[00:25.45] This one’s for the sparklers

[00:27.68] Dudes wearing shades in the darkness

[00:29.95] But hats off to the DJ

[00:31.98] Same song twice in an evening (1, 2,3)

[00:34.43] Oh, save me (Save me), can't take it (Take it)

[00:39.44] I don't belong in this club

[00:42.44] One dance (One dance), no chance (No chance)

[00:47.94] 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (Oh)

[00:50.44] I was waiting in line for an hour

[00:54.19] Just to get in now, I wanna get out 'cause (Oh)

[00:59.18] I'm jaded (I’m jaded), can’t fake it (Can't fake it)

[01:04.43] I don’t belong in this club, no

[01:09.43] Hopped out of the Uber (Uber)

[01:11.69] I was feeling myself (Goddamn)

[01:13.94] Had the polo with the bolo (I did)

[01:15.97] With some eel on the belt (Hoo)

[01:18.21] Walked up to the bouncer (Hey, what's up man?)

[01:20.21] Whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore)

[01:22.20] He said, "Mackler, who?" (It's me)

[01:23.98] You gotta wait like everybody else

[01:25.45] Shoulda stayed on the sofa

[01:26.95] Forgot I hate being social

[01:28.96] And I miss my ex-girl

[01:30.94] This Drake song making me ’motional (Girl, you hurt my feelings)

[01:33.68] I'm feeling awkward as hell (Uh-huh)

[01:36.43] I only came here to dance (Wassup?)

[01:38.44] The DJ ain't playing the cuts (No)

[01:40.44] And what do I do with my hands? (It's awkward)

[01:42.69] Roll with the punches and hold my Red Bull up

[01:45.70] And I toast the nights like this that I probably won't remember much

[01:49.69] 'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye, grab my stuff, 'bout to cut

[01:54.19] And the DJ yells, "Macklemore in the house tonight"

[01:58.18] Ah, fuck

[01:59.69] Oh, save me (Save me), can't take it (Take it)

[02:04.70] I don't belong in this club (Club)

[02:08.21] One dance (One dance), no chance (No chance)

[02:13.19] 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (Oh)

[02:15.97] I was waiting in line for an hour

[02:19.22] Just to get in now, I wanna get out 'cause (Oh)

[02:24.68] I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (Can't fake it)

[02:29.71] I don't belong in this club

[02:33.69] And to think that I've waited all week (No)

[02:41.21] To get someone's drink spilled over me (I)

[02:46.95] I don't care if the Uber's on surge (No I don't, no)

[02:58.69] I'd do anything to get out of this club

[03:06.43] Save me, can't take it, no

[03:11.96] I don't belong in this club

[03:14.94] One dance, no chance

[03:19.95] 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (Oh)

[03:22.95] I was waiting in line for an hour

[03:26.46] Just to get in now, I wanna get out 'cause (Oh)

[03:31.70] I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (Can't fake it)

[03:36.93] I don't belong in this club