The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
[00:01.95] Was any of it true?
[00:07.26] Gazing at me starry-eyed
[00:13.10] In your Jehovah’s Witness suit
[00:19.21] Who the fuck was that guy?
[00:25.85] You tried to buy some pills
[00:31.43] From a friend of friends of mine
[00:37.80] They just ghosted you
[00:43.38] Now you know what it feels like
[00:50.02] And I don’t even want you back,
[00:52.43] I just want to know
[00:56.15] If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
[01:01.99] And I don’t miss what we had
[01:04.12] But could someone give
[01:07.84] A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
[01:16.34] You hung me on your wall
[01:22.45] Stabbed me with your push pins
[01:28.29] In public, showed me off
[01:34.13] Then sank in stoned oblivion
[01:39.71] ‛Cause once your queen had come
[01:45.82] You’d treat her like an also-ran
[01:51.66] You didn’t measure up
[01:57.77] In any measure of a man
[02:04.41] And I don’t even want you back,
[02:06.54] I just want to know
[02:10.27] If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
[02:16.12] And I don’t miss what we had
[02:18.24] But could someone give
[02:21.96] A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
[02:26.21] Were you sent by someone
[02:29.66] Who wanted me dead?
[02:32.32] Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?
[02:38.43] Were you writing a book?
[02:41.09] Were you a sleeper cell spy?
[02:45.08] In fifty years will all this be declassified?
[02:49.85] And you’ll confess why you did it
[02:54.10] And I’ll say, “Good riddance”
[02:57.29] ‛Cause it wasn’t sexy once it wasn’t forbidden
[03:02.34] I would’ve died for your sins
[03:05.52] Instead I just died inside
[03:09.51] And you deserve prison, but you won’t get time
[03:14.55] You’ll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
[03:21.73] You crashed my party and your rental car
[03:26.78] You said normal girls were “boring”
[03:30.76] But you were gone by the morning
[03:34.21] You kicked out the stage lights
[03:36.60] But you’re still performing
[03:40.05] And in plain sight you hid
[03:43.24] But you are what you did
[03:46.71] And I’ll forget you, but I’ll never forgive
[03:52.03] The smallest man who ever lived
